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Theres not a chance we even enquired about Ellis Simms.

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Only thing that makes sense is that he is another from the infamous list that they keep going to !

Pretty sure Nixon said they weren’t domestic based

This would be a classic Rovers January transfer story. "We tried to show some ambition and sign a striker but a deal couldn't be done." Happy clappers will be all over it: "look at what we're trying to do, it's not the owners fault" We'll have made "an enquiry" but Coventry will have laughed all the way back to the fax machine

Maybe Simms is nostalgic for his time in our academy?

I'd be 'happy' with Dike on loan at this point. Can't hope for much better...

Alright Frank, mind loaning us your joint top goal scorer whilst you're trying to keep in the automatics during a tough spell?

Not happening.

He’s joint top scorer for the team at the top of the championship - people use the word bizarre I’m using delusional

If the target is bizarre and not exactly experienced..... Someone playing in Saudi or Qatar or the likes?

What's this Ellis simms like? Not really seen much of him personally

On trial I think

Did the Wright Philips playing in Belgium play for us?

Is this the source that gave your Jorgensen or the source that gave you dud information last week?

Well that would be truly bizarre.

Our new signing will be Tom Daley. Strategic to win penalties.

Re the court case

So Nicko talking about bizarre! Heard something quite bizarre earlier in the week about a Rovers' enquiry for a striker. Asked the source if he was taking the p1ss and he said not I could not see the club loaning/selling, I could not see the player wanting to come and I certainly could not see Rovers paying fee and / or wages necessary. Don't shoot the messenger. Player Ellis Simms.

Why would they need to silence an aligned man?

I’m betting Val is silenced today in his pre match presser

Nice to see you haven't lost your touch Bob!

And we uncovered our new signing Amelie from Beerchot to be our new tea lady 👍

He's a right back / wing back, when we need forwards or a left wing back. Sounds bizarre enough for me.

"We tried to buy players in the domestic market, but it is tough, no one wants to sell players in January. Also, good players don't want to come here and earn a pittance, so we have to scour the lower reaches of the Belgian Second Division in hope we turn up a player for basically fuck all transfer fee and wages." 👆 VI, later on I assume