[Archived] Just To Cheer Everyone Up

[Plastic Head]

Dingle misfortunes....

Burnley loss

[Anti-Dingle-Brigade]

"A new dawn".

"The Championship is the fourth best team in the world, so that shows you how competitive it is. And there's some big money being put into our league this time," said chairman Barry Kilby.

Best team? I thought the Championship was a league Barry.

[yoda]

Agent Kilby is doing a fine job

[Fife Rover]

Read their blog under the article! There is one Dingle having a go at Rovers "invaders" for not slagging his lot off properly!

[Hannah]

Didn't really know where to put this but at 3pm on Sky Sport 1 you can relive our Championship winning season - that must bring a smile to your face in the current climate!!!

[yoda]

Read their blog under the article! There is one Dingle having a go at Rovers "invaders" for not slagging his lot off properly!

I would go there and give them hell

But still banned from years ago!

Happy days eh USABlue,

[mode_m]

A few not so nice comments on the message board below the article. There is no time to show sympathy for them, but is there at least a time to ignore Burnley?

[yoda]

A few not so nice comments on the message board below the article. There is no time to show sympathy for them, but is there at least a time to ignore Burnley?

The dingles were created to be ridiculed! especially by Rovers supporters

from the comments

now then Claret through&through,

is this an admission or what

"have more important things to worry about than wondering how Burnley will rise from the ashes"

At last you have admited your position in the football world

[DudeAbides]

Apparently nobody wants to sign for em...

http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/fmb.php?...;mid=2129225873

[Plastic Head]

The new season is off to a typically flying start in dingle land.

CAROLINA RAILHAWKS U23's 2, BURNLEY 1

[longsiders1882]

Still, could be worse, we could be on the verge of signing Robbie Fowler

As for agent Kilby - he's pretty much a secondary figure these days and I'm pretty happy with most of our signings - mainly young with potential.

[DudeAbides]

aye alreight then...

[Mr Creosote]

Still, could be worse, we could be on the verge of signing Robbie Fowler

As for agent Kilby - he's pretty much a secondary figure these days and I'm pretty happy with most of our signings - mainly young with potential.

Yes, Kalvanes and Van der Schaaf are a couple of bright eyed wonderkids.

Muppet.

[longsiders1882]

Yes, Kalvanes and Van der Schaaf are a couple of bright eyed wonderkids.

Muppet.

Ah bless he struggles with basic English.

No shame in that. Now Master Creosote, when somebody says 'mainly' that means the same as mostly but not the same as entirely. So when I said mainly I meant of the new contracts many were young with potential, is that a little clearer Master Creosote?

[Mr Creosote]

Ah bless he struggles with basic English.

No shame in that. Now Master Creosote, when somebody says 'mainly' that means the same as mostly but not the same as entirely. So when I said mainly I meant of the new contracts many were young with potential, is that a little clearer Master Creosote?

Mainly means most here in civilisation. The players I mentioned are two of the four you have signed this close season. That's half not most.

Now jog on, your sister has finished on your brother so it's your turn.

[Ozz]

Oh dear.

[bob fleming]

Don't worry Oz, I think Mr C was joking about the bro / sis thing.

[old darwen blue]

Mainly means most here in civilisation. The players I mentioned are two of the four you have signed this close season. That's half not most.

Now jog on, your sister has finished on your brother so it's your turn.

[longsiders1882]

Mainly means most here in civilisation. The players I mentioned are two of the four you have signed this close season. That's half not most.

Now jog on, your sister has finished on your brother so it's your turn.

And he struggles with basic facts, for the record we have signed 5 (not including youth players who have signed their first contracts).

As for my sister, thanks for the heads up. She asked me to let you know its still a no. Apparently however much a dirty bitch she is she'd never go with a ransid pube like you.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Can you keep your intimate family secrets off our board please Longsider

[SamDingle]

It's like listening to Beavis and Butthead on here.

Rover 1: "Dingles. Heh heh"

Rover 2: "Yeah, huh. Dingles. Heh heh"

Rover 1: "Yeah.. cool. Dingles and their mom"

Rover 2: "Heh heh. Inbred. Like.. heh heh"

... ad infinitum.

No wonder there's more of you chumps over on the infinitely more sophisticated and entertaining Clarets board than on here.

Good signing re. Nigel Winterburn. Is he playing or coaching?

[dellinsert]

As for my sister, thanks for the heads up. She asked me to let you know its still a no. Apparently however much a dirty bitch she is she'd never go with a ransid pube like you.

Don't you mean rancid?

[Donny Rover]

Hah... Burnley scum... a lot of you Lancs call em Yorkshiremen... well thats just plain offensive to people like me! LOL! They are far worse than us... I'd say the nearest thing they can compare to would be inanimate objects such as dog turd, a pool of vomit etc or American rednecks or hillbilly's.

[SIMON GARNERS 194]

Looks the the news of Rovers impending doom has got our friends from the cobbled end of the M65 finally crawling out from under their rocks again on here!

Big clap for Sam

[Mr Creosote]

It's like listening to Beavis and Butthead on here.

Rover 1: "Dingles. Heh heh"

Rover 2: "Yeah, huh. Dingles. Heh heh"

Rover 1: "Yeah.. cool. Dingles and their mom"

Rover 2: "Heh heh. Inbred. Like.. heh heh"

... ad infinitum.

No wonder there's more of you chumps over on the infinitely more sophisticated and entertaining Clarets board than on here.

Good signing re. Nigel Winterburn. Is he playing or coaching?

If the Clampett's board is "infinately more sophisticated and entertaining" then what the **** are you doing over here banjo boy?

Nice edit btw