Gary Lineker made me cringe today though:- FRINGS are going well for the Germans Paulo Wanchop more like Paulo TWO chop now Dear me

Just before I left work I took your advise and dropped Trevez for Klose in my FF Cheers

Is Trevez fit to play though? I see he only came on the other night late on as a sub? According to this he isnt even in the team? And this

Lilly Savage (British Comedian - if you can call him that):- Our Sav

At least they didnt make you a second division scotish player - SCOTTISH I TELL THY For novilty reasons I tried to sign myself for rovers too for 10k which was accepted but I wouldnt come would you beleive I think this year, I will try and get on footman by sending my pic to them (they have run this in previous years I am not just chancing it if your were wondering)

Click (I love talking to myself but I bet some of you are playing these )

Things like taking a free kick from the wrong place and shirt removal are a nonsense to give a card for - going in with a recless challenge yes, give a card but taking a free kick from the wrong place would at most warrent a ticking off and a warning of a yellow. Pathetic

Here's some more good ones. Mainly the on the volley one - hard game but good all the same:- Click

I hear thats what Brett Emeton eats for his supper.

I think American who comes onto this board will have something to say about that

Ah, I see. I bet Neil has been picked a few times with him being cheap

He has bagged a couple today and is carrying on this dancing business. Was funny at first but I find it more annoying now.

How do you know how many people have picked Howard when you cant view the other teams till next week?

That looks awasome. I have the old option file but this one looks to wipe the floor with it. V4 sounds amazing too. Nice one Bellers11

Does anyone here feel sorry for em with this (it is catchier than the England one though) Click

Sorry if these have already been posted :ph34r:

Just cam accros this site - Click ENJOY

Arte et Labore = by skill and labour

Yet more clips:- Click Click Click

I have this game and am not only in it ( play for scotland the cheek) but am in the instruction book too (you will see Paul Cocker listed in the credits at the end) Awful game GOD AWFUL When I first heard they were doing it I thought it would be ace because the roumours were that the had compared footman with champman and made it more rovers like - wow i thought - play it for 10 mins and you have more patience than I do. Footman all the way

(Probably been done before but):- Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiancés, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year... From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor... it wont happen. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, its only a game”, or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”. The replays of the goals are very important. I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, B.) I will not go, and c) I will not go. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch??”, the reply will be: “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”. And finally, please save your expressions such as “Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, etc etc. Thank you for your co-operation. Regards, Men of the World

I hear Ruud Van Nistelrooy has been on the sunbed. So my dark horse for the torni is him

I played it yesterday (its on this months PS2 mag demo disk) You only get to play a half but I had a few goes to give it a good run. When I first picked it up I loved it and to be fair it plays pretty much the same but with tweaked graphics and the odd player animation however, I got really bored very quickly which was a shame because I wish I had left its memory a happy one. Its like watching your fav kids cartoon He-man after all these years only to realise that the person you once looked up to is actually a great big bender. Leave the happy memories in the past where they belong - thats what I say.

Already have it now mate - cheers anyway

I dont think he needs any luck - Him and Pearce will get on like a house on fire. Cheers for all the hard work though wee man