Matteo, Gray and Mokoena in Murder Mystery! GET HER IN NOW!

That could offend a few of the more touchy folk on here

I'd prefer us to sign Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote!

Yeah I noticed that - it sounds impressive till you look at who he's scored against.

I reckon she took a dive - probably picks up these bad habits of her wonderful husband. Wonder if she spits or...

I don't even dare watch :ph34r: This could be very embarassing - especially as the missus is a United fan.

Unbelieveable Geoff!!!!!!

Would it be difficult to put the TV Cameras on the roof of the riverside? Wouldn't make any difference to the ground - but it'd look a damn site better on the television. I'm being serious now!

And you wonder why people pick on you?

I know what you're saying - but its our gates that we have to be concerned about.

Not necessarily - it also has Ugo Ehiogu as "No return date" then lists him as doubtful for the next match. Hopefully it's not a long term thing with Bert Mk2.

http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_pre...njury_table.php Sods law isn't it - teams like Chelsea and United with their huge squads have very few injuries - and teams like us who can't afford a strong squad get crippled by injuries!

I thought that at the time. But there weren't any other attacking options left on the bench.

"I thought both the penalties we conceded in the final minutes of our 1-0 win at Blackburn were questionable - and question them is exactly what I did" Kevin Nolan The second was certainly not questionable - and he fails to mention the two earlier incidents.

When you look at some of the fine detail they have to adjust - it's impossible for them to spot all bugs when they create the game.

I think most people would agree with you on that. The league has to be priority - but as we don't have to choose - let's just win both games

Le Tissier is the best penalty taker I've ever seen. Only ever missed one! Scored 49 out of 50. Don't think any other regular penalty takers can boast a 98% record!

Sounds like an excellent idea for a new channel 5 show!

Tugay would have to get in! He'd be immense at five-a-side!

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf Probably not best to use at work - although no-one cares where I work Brilliant for cleaning the inside of your monitor screen PS. Not suitable for children!

Idiot

West Ham 2 (Zamora 31, Tevez 79) Rovers 0

1. If the game against West Ham was a five a side, how would your team line up? My choice would be: Friedel, Mokoena, Savage, Tugay, McCarthy 2. Who have been your best and worst players so far? Best Player: Emerton - Since moving from right wing to right back, he's gone from being our most useless player to one of the best. He manages to be more of an attacking threat coming from right back, and other than one goal against City has been faultless. I can't think of a better full-back in the division. Worst Player: Gamst - Totally lacking confidence, desperately needs a goal. 3. From a less than spectacular start, you seem right back on course (Sunday's madness aside)! What has sparked the transformation? I think Rovers main strength under Hughes has been the incredible fitness levels of the players. Now the players are reaching the match fitness levels expected - the results are coming. Sunday was a still a good performance - including shots blocked we had over 30 attempts on goal! The new back-line is starting to gel a bit too - it's essentially a new back four. Our right-backs moved to left back, our right-winger moved to right back, and we brought Ooijer in - who after a terrible start is finding his feet. 4. What are the strengths and weaknesses of Mark Hughes? Hughes is supported by an excellent coaching team. Together they use a lot of new training techniques - and as a result we have a very fit team, strong and fast, and a good team spirit. Hughes has a certain aura about him too - I think even though he's a quiet man - he's someone the players want to listen to and learn from. He's also proved to be shrewd in the transfer market - Nelsen and McCarthy being the stand out signings. As for weaknesses - their hasn't been many showing so far. If I was being ultra-critical, Sparky sometimes can leave it late to make substitutions - when the game seems to be crying out for a change. 5. Which combo forms your best striking duo? At the moment it's McCarthy and Nonda - but Roberts has looked good coming off the bench. Roberts and Nonda are powerful and quick, and McCarthy is a pre-2000 style Dwight Yorke player - dropping off the main striker. Think Nonda and Roberts need a goal or two to really get going.

If he continues to mark players at set-pieces like he did yesterday he'll be lucky if anyone wants him.