Tony doesn’t like this. We’ve got to do something or it’s a matter of time til they net. We’re the home team but can barely get out of our half.

Surely they’ll get a caning for our lack of defensive bodies brought in during the summer?

To be fair, the well wishes on Instagram from other players etc gave the ghost away first.

We’re a Lenihan injury away from going off a cliff this season.

We’re going to be horrible to watch for the remainder of the season - that’s for sure.

Agreed; was an extremely long shot before we lost every bit of creativity we had! We're not going to be one for the purists for the remainder of the season - that's for sure.

Yep, said it when we signed him, that it's the only reason he is here! It's certainly not just a couple of weeks judging by his social media. That lack of a winger/attacking mid coming in during January is going to bite us on the arse big time here. Brereton/Samuel/Bennett simply not good enough.

People have been sending him well wishes on Instagram, so I'm thinking at least 4.

Judging by the highlights we were lucky not to lose at least 5-1.

No

Not a bad point but Holtby’s injury will just go further to prove that we’ve had a shocker of a January window.

Great decision not to sign anyone, lads.

Is Tony feeling okay? JRC over Benno? Jeez

Tony doesn’t like this.

When will we see some results from the investment in our scouting department? 2030?

Roll up roll up for your half season tickets. We’ve signed feck all and can’t really be bothered ourselves, but still, give us your cash.

Stop defending Mowbray, Venkys and FFP. It’s a fecking shambles.

Why should the fans bother when the club and management clearly won’t?

Piss poor as I called it would be at the start of January. We’re an absolute joke when it comes to January transfers. Piss up and brewery spring to mind - guess we just don’t want to give promotion a shot.

£30k you say? How would £3k contribution suit you NUFC?

Balaji will have a right chub on over this.

I’ll be more than happy to be proved wrong, but tin pot sums up our efforts once again this window. The LET feed makes for embarrassing reading.

Following in Forest’s footsteps, Brentford are about to splash £3 million on two lads from Oxford.

It’s just amazing that given all this outlay on the likes of the scouting department (that we’ve seen no fruits from yet, mind) and technology around Brockhall that Venus and Mowbray are our masterminds in Boardroom negotiations. It’s piss poor and clearly costing us big time.

Venus: cone distributor by day, Daniel Levy by night.