I'm not quite sure what your point is here? Are you complaining because England let 2 goals in (one of which was never a penalty in a million years)? If so, that is possibly the most 'glass half empty' post in a very long time. It could quite literally have been double figures today, and if we leave ourselves a little bit open as a consequence so what? We have all been complaining that Southgate has been too negative and needs to utilise our excellent forwards more. The poor guy can't win. Today was the ideal start for England, and it would be churlish to suggest otherwise.

While I kind of agree with your sentiment, they still spent a shit load of money, by anybody's standards. Proportionately a lot more than Jack Walker did, and yet we got the 'bought the league' accusations (and still do).

Let's see whether anyone else puts 6 past them then.

Q "Name me one world class Qatar player". A "Eric Clapton"

They aren't. Write them off at your peril.

The Style Council - Have You Ever Had It Blue?

Yep. And for such a talented cricketer Moeen Ali does some incredibly stupid things at times too.

Ronaldo isn’t even the best Ronaldo I’ve ever seen play.

Good work Matt, I literally just spat my brew out. Can’t wait to read this out at work on Monday 😂😂😂

I assume John Charles won it?

Blondie - Picture This

Duffy - Warwick Avenue

Apart from Liverpool for about 15 years

England 4 Iran 0 Last 8: England Spain France Argentina Germany Netherlands Brazil Uruguay

Very droll, but there were other words used ('Last' and 'Night') which I see you have also used 🙂 The Jam - Life From a Window

Declan O’Rourke - Sarah (Last Night In A Dream)

Philip Oakey and Giorgio Moroder - Together In Electric Dreams

Wilson Pickett - Don’t Let the Green Grass Fool You

The Who - The Kids are Alright

Duran Duran - Hungry Like The Wolf

Yes that's exactly where it was. My mum used to take us in there for a glass on the way to pick my dad's wages up every Thursday night. He was a lorry driver for BRS, and their depot was about half way up Audley Range.

Dexys Midnight Runners - Geno

Not if they've just got absolutely dicked, outplayed and outfought by their bitterest rivals they wouldn't.

The Jam - The Modern World