Norbert Rassragr

Bought a few CDs, as I prefer solid media. Thought I'd give a more recent Iron Maiden album a go (Book of Souls), two Lindemann albums and one from a band called Armoured Saint (Win Hands Down). That last one is really good fast hard rock. Haven't really listened to the others yet.

The BBC has us in a 3-4-1-2 formation with De Neve as left central defender and Hedges as wing back. That sounds terrifying.

If we keep this up we'll sell several players in January. We all know how promotion is sabotaged.

Steve Kean was once a Celtic reserve player. Maybe he can take the job.

Rogers and Ten Haag are the early favourites at the bookies. Wolves are done for.

I'm hoping for John Barnes to return. His ineptitude inspired the best headline ever.

Celtic fans are crying because they are not winning every game. They're losing to Dundee and Rodgers is unpopular.

Most Coventry City fans see the parallels between their time with SISU to our ownership with the Raos. They went as low as League 2, and commuting to Northampton. These fans are sympathetic.

He grew up a few houses down from my grandparents apparently! At least Pontypridd can claim Tom Jones as an alternative.

I'll have to think about that. There's the Cherry Tree, Byatts Brewhouse (Lythalls Lane) and the Wheatsheaf but I'm not sure away fans are allowed in. I haven't lived in that area for years. Apparently the Longford Engine on Longford Road is open to away fans. Longford Road has a few pubs on it but some might be a bit ropey. Edit: Just talked to a good friend who's a City season ticket holder. The Cherry Tree is 50/50 for away fans but the Wheatsheaf usually kicks off.

I know a few pubs that'll be ok for away fans in the city centre if you want to know.

Martin will be back, clubs will still buy the hype.

Steve Kean, Balaji Rao and his side boob, Bradley Orr, Suhail Pasha.

Rudy is looking to be the next Thingy Bassini or that twerp who ruined Leeds, Cardiff and Preston whose name escapes me. He leased a fish tank and Mark Viduka at Elland Road. Basically he's a spiv using this club to build networks so he can hop from 1 gravy train to the next.

11,000 attendance. The club is dying and we'll have the emptiest stadium in League 2 in 3 seasons time.