He's probably both.

Don't worry, Gareth and co. will train that out of them. None of them will make it in the Premier League either.

Tiny Dancer-Elton John

That's actually an Icelandic show and the bloke who plays the main good guy is in his 50's. Found that out on a Rick Stein show when he visited the country. I hated that show. exaggerated speech patterns, 1 dimensional characters and rampant worship of consumerism does not make a comedy. And I agree with Donnermeat about his named shows.

Maybe I'm being mean about Crue, but Girls Girls Girls is a really s--t song, and that's the one that instantly comes to mind.

Gupthill looked like he was about to hit it, then got himself out about 3 balls later. Apart from about 3 or 4 balls, the Bears' bowling was spot on. Lancs should have put the big hitters in 1st since the target was low and the weather was crap.

Went to the game with my dad, and Lancashire's bowling was good, though the Bears do not have a good batting side at all. However, the Bears' strength is bowling. Hannon-Dalby, Gordon (who wasn't playing) and Posenby are very good 1 day bowlers. The rain was annoying as it was just enough to put the covers on, but would ease for a minute.......then come back.

Sorry, but to me, the few songs I've heard are like Poison, Bon Jovi and so on. Not as bad as Nickelback. That is going too far.

I remember my friends at work were at Download the year they did that gig I posted a clip of. Everyone expected it to be a one off............so my friends watched Motley Crue instead. I could have slapped them at the time for watching that cheesy 80's hair rock rubbish instead of FNM. Thankfully Faith No More have properly reformed. I think my hatred of Coldplay comes from when I worked in a warehouse, and the radio they had on played Trouble, the then new single every half hour.

They seem like nice guys and that, but their music is so bland it's offensive to me. Even Take That have done better stuff. If only Faith No More could sell out Wembley stadium. And that was the first major gig they did in 18 years.

Coldplay are doing 4 concerts in Wembley stadium. I can't think of a more bang average, weak orange squash tepid band than them. They'd need to bring the biggest speakers to make sure everyone can hear Chris Martin. If only the likes of Faith No More or Rammstein were popular enough with Free Radio and the sheeple. They'd rip the arse off Wembley.

It should be given two series to find it's feet. The last few series of Clarkson and co. was pretty crap as it was all about them acting like idiots abroad, so it needed to be changed.

I'd love Haye to batter that fat gypsy tit before a showdown with AJ. Then both will have had a few more fights, and then maybe more than one belt on the line.

I meant in general terms. We've had them in South Africa, then the world cup, almost immediately followed by the IPL this year. There's too much of it. It's fun, but only in short blasts, which was the original intention.

The 1st test is on the 19th.

County Championship has, and it'll be Sri Lanka soon, hence I'm looking forward to them.

Speaking of the IPL, that ---- Morrison has been a nob as always. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3582040/Danny-Morrison-interviews-Virat-Kohli-Murali-Vijay-dressed-Indian-impersonator-IPL-match.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/36250271 Nah, Khan's a deluded clown. Always found wanting when up against the top guys yet thinks he's the new Mayweather.

He's the opposite of Froch. His opponents would give him an absolute haymaker on the chin and he'd not notice. The photos on the BBC website are brutal.

I thought of Phil Oakey when I read about that film.

Well that's probably Khan finished as a serious title challenger. For all his speed, if you can't take a good whack you're not going to be at the top.

Looking forward to the tests. T20s are starting to drag now.

That chump Chisora is fighting an east European in an IBF eliminator. I only know this as he kicked off during the conference, and it was on the BBC website.

Able to replace Brian? Hell no!