Polky

Scumbags.

They must have mentioned 5/6 times that we’ve had an extra week of pre-season training.

That’s why clubs want him, Brittain surging forward in behind the full back and finds De Neve for the assist. Lovely dummy from Cantwell as well.

121 appearances, 7 goals and 12 assists. Terrible.

Millwall breaking their transfer record (£5m) for Joshua Coburn from Boro. I doubt we’ll spend that much on a striker again.

Weimann & Batth have agreed deals with Derby.

I was only joking Pasha!

Fabrizio Romano confirmed the that Schaper is joining Chelsea as Man City are looking at different targets. He’s now deleted the tweet…🤔

He scored 33 goals in the previous season and kept us up. Could not give a fuck what he did in pre-season as we all knew he was being sold 🤷🏻‍♂️

Great name! Rovers will be charging a premium to get his name on a shirt. Need every penny we can get!

Subbed off after 58 minutes, hopefully just a friendly match rotation and not an injury.

Welcome Dion 👋🏻

Jobe Bellingham being sold to Dortmund for £32m including add-ons. We sold Wharton for £22m including add-ons, fuck off Venkys!

Adam Forshaw to return as the Travis replacement 👀

Marcus Harris has extended his contract until 2027. Would have probably hit 1,000 runs if he didn’t have the captaincy dragging him down.

A foreign transfer target that I’ve actually seen live! Saw him play this season for FC Volendam v Helmond Sport whilst on a stag do in Amsterdam. Not sure if he can step up to the championship but has got quite a few assists for Volendam. Big fan of their striker Henk Veermen, 6’7 tap in merchant - only issue is he’s 34 🤣