The advert I dislike the most at the moment is the Yorkshire tea one. Sean Bean is a great actor, but shouting like a lunatic about doing it for Yorkshire really winds me up. It tastes like p1ss anyway, sheep shafting puddings.

Michael Jackson - Got To Be There

Bob Dylan - Just Like A Woman

The Showstoppers - Ain’t Nothin’ But A House Party

Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You

Rod Stewart - I Don’t Want To Talk About It

Percy Sledge - When A Man Loves A Woman

The Rolling Stones - Waiting On A Friend

Madonna - Who’s That Girl

David Bowie - Wild Is The Wind

Genesis - A Trick Of The Tail

The Rolling Stones - Street Fighting Man

Simon Dupree And The Big Sound - Kites

The Hollies - I’m Alive

Del Shannon - Runaway

Pat Boone & Shirley Jones - April Love (English for amour d’Avril)

The Dave Clark Five - Glad All....... only joking 🙃. I still can’t bear to hear that tune. I’ll go with - Catch Us If You Can

Suzi Quatro - Devil Gate Drive

U2 - Some Days Are Better Than Others

The Beatles - Drive My Car

Well done Brereton Diaz, what a fantastic experience for the lad. This will undoubtedly boost his confidence and give him bragging rights in the changing room for ages. Unfortunately, within a few hours of getting back on the training pitch at Brockhall, he will be consigned to the wing again as Tony tries to convince him that the Chile coaching staff have played him out of position just because he’s a gringo. I wonder if Tony actually knew he was playing, Waggott most definitely wouldn’t and the loons will just assume we have taken a Chilean trainee on loan for the season.

The Temptations - Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone

Motörhead - White Line Fever

Neil Young - ‘Til The Morning Comes

Sonny & Cher - I Got You Babe