You can see it now. Wednesday sign McGuire, he tears it up and saves them from relegation at our expense

Are they really trying to say that this lad has done an intercontinental Odemwingie?

Waggot had a holiday to Sea World Orlando and got shat on by a penguin. This annoyed him so much that he decided to get revenge on the city by fucking Orlando United around a bit. Pretending that we're going to sign one of their players, faking a bidding war on a player they are interested in. It's the only logical explanation.

Well I'm glad that this "snag" has been resolved and that the sale can now proceed. What an unhappy coincidence that it fucked up any incomings. Ah well, we tried.

Not an official photo, just a shitty photoshop

Come this time tomorrow I may just be done with this club for the foreseeable future

Signing another CB? I guess it makes sense if we're going 3 at the back

Should free up at least one forward to be shipped out on loan

They've probably booked him on a flight with a nice long layover somewhere

Palace seems a pretty risky move at the moment. They'll probably escape relegation but then there'll be a new manager in the summer, potentially with money to spend on a rebuild after selling Olise and Eze. No guarantee that Wharton will fit.

Eze and Olise potentially injured for Palace tonight

Never mind the barrel, we've hit the floor underneath

You don't understand, if a club rejects our offer then they're messing us about, but we're perfectly entitled to reject offers for our players

Much to the chagrin of some in the summer transfer thread

You'd like to think that we're a more attractive prospect than Wednesday currently sitting second bottom. Someone just needs to make sure they tell Mcguire that relegation is a thing.

It's pretty misleading. It's his first season and he's been used as a sub a lot. Works out at a goal every 107 minutes in the MLS regular season

Uh-oh

Well, the Nat Phillips rumour came and went didn't it

JRC did well as a makeshift CB

Wharton MoM? Trying to fool everyone into driving up Adam's price

Give Markanday a run out, see if this is his level

Gallagher could do with being a bit more selfish sometimes

Plays advantage, we lose the ball two seconds later, doesn't bring it back

Telalovic hat trick after coming on for the last 15 mins

I hope they bring Moran on in the second half, looking forward to seeing what he can do