I love art

Stead took that goal brilliantly It reminded me of Alan Shearer

Willy Mason - Where The Humans Eat and Stevie Wonder - Songs In The Key Of Life

Is that true?

1. Steve Bruce (traitorous prick) 2. Graeme Souness (WTF!) 3. Nicky Hunt (diving @#/? - once saw him dive over the physio administering treatment to another player) 4. El Hadj Diouf (spitting and diving @#/?) 5. Robert Pires (diving/falling over @#/?)

Probably why he reminds me of Kevin Moran

HOW'D YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES NIGEL YOU BIG GAY BEAR

I agree with you 100% on that As soon as he gets bored he'll be off

I think I would rather have one Arjen Robben to be honest

How he can criticise any other teams tactics is staggering after his Porto team took diving and cheating to a new level whilst he was there

Absolutely Bruce is out for himself, no wonder those burglars battered him. They probably just did it for a laugh to see if they could make his nose look any sillier than it already does

Uriah Rennie has got to be the fussiest ref ever. He is such a drama queen

My trousers would already have been a disgrace by that point

When I went to Turf Moor I couldn't find my way to the "stadium" from the train station but I saw a paramedic at some ambulance station type building and I thought that he would be an ok person to ask, won't be a prick because he must have some degree of intelligence to do the job he does, but boy was I wrong... I thought he was gonna kill me. Never seen that look in someone's eye before. Burnley scares me and therefore I wouldn't go to this game even if you gave me a ticket, a helmet and a bat. Did anyone here go to the Plymouth Argyle Vs Rovers game in May 1992 when all the Argyle fans invaded the pitch at the end and started charging towards the Rovers fans in the away end???? WELL IT WAS EVEN SCARIER THAN THAT! YES I AM A SCAREDY CAT

Can't stand Middlesbrough For me they are up there with Birmingham City for blandness I reckon we can keep a clean sheet against them and sneak a goal from a set piece - 1-0 to Rovers

Hopefully he's more like David. I don't think Goliath coped well with things flying around his head . Touche But for a player who was supposed to be too weak for Premiership football he doesn't seem to be fairing to badly to me

I LOVE PAUL DICKOV He wanted to fight with every Chelsea rent boy tonight and I loved it The team looks quite mighty now in the strength and commitment department and neither Savage nor Makoena shirked any challenges tonight even though they were mainly up against lightweights Cole and Tiago

Exactly!!! And then he went on to say we had a great team For a while I thought it was Graeme Le Saux then the IQ was definitely questionable and I thought it was Tony Gale but that comment confirmed to me it was old FAT HEAD himself Tony Cottee who can talk ###### for England but couldn't score for them

Is it my imagination or does MGP win everything in the air? He is like a Goliath in the heading world

I'm very impressed with Nelson He reminds me of Kevin Moran the way he carries himself on the pitch. No fuss, he just gets on with it

Can anyone provide any more jovial insults that I can text to Burnley fans? Obviously the fans I know with mobiles live in Rossendale not in darkest Burnley

I can't believe it went for only £30 What a bargain (imo!)

Does anyone know where I can get the painting of Mike Newell scoring the penalty against Leicester in the 1992 play off final? They were selling it in the Rovers shop in the 1993 season but I never bought one. There must be a few still knocking around somewhere

And Lucas Neill Dont forget old Lucas and his hospital tackle on Craig 'Pigeon Chest' Bellamy

We don't need a midfielder that can only pass sideways and backwards