Some good golf courses in Lancashire, to be fair.

I wonder if he'll commute from Rotherham and complain about missing his family.

Steady on, now. I'd prefer my friend's Labrador over Mowbray - but yes, that's a depressing list.

He took Wycombe, the epitome of a nothing club, from the relegation zone in League Two to the Championship. He's anything but a rookie manager - regardless of whether he's the right guy for us. I'd take him over some of the dross listed every day and twice on match day.

We're all assuming Ainsworth wants the job and has applied for it.

What's amazed me is how under-wraps the club have kept this. We're all literally fumbling in the dark for any names.

Any squad in the Championship? They absolutely would. Starting XI is a different story.

It's more to do with the blatant regression of players under his tutelage. Kaminski couldn't find a player in blue and white after January. When he arrived he was tidy with the ball.

I still hate Roy Hodgson.

How very dare you. He's an honourable bloke who would walk away if he ever became a detriment to the club(!) Regardless of which dolloper we hire, I'm delighted that cunt is out of Brockhall - just a bitter, deluded prick.

He couldn't turn water into wine.

Once again a nation asks - "what's the point of VAR?"

It'd be a blessed relief if they hired Duncan Ferguson - it'd signal to any fan still hanging on that they've given up being run as an actual football club.

We were out on our feet from 70 minutes onwards.

Duncan Ferguson has an assistant?

It's a shame we've not got a fee for him. For mine he's a very limited defender - in a vacuum it's not a bad loss. Obviously it depends on whether we replace him.

I'd prefer Wilcox if we're going down that route - at least he has experience in the role.

I don't really care about the Blackburn connection. He's on my radar because he's done an excellent job at Wycombe - to get them into the Championship is an incredible feat.

Nixon has been clueless since Coyle walked out the door.

Sadly they're on the same level as us - that's how far the Venkys have dragged us down.

This is a collapse for the ages. Clearly the change of captain hasn't changed their mentality.

Strange they've announced Parkinson as the replacement player when he's sat in Manchester. I don't even know if he'll get to the ground today - it's a 3-4 hour car journey.

Baffling move. Maybe he's had a taste of being the main man and doesn't fancy it. It's a backwards step, career wise.

Honestly, nobody knows. It's been radio silence besides the Portuguese bloke heading to UAE - just the board whipping itself into a frenzy, as per.

Let him continue to be so - as the Chief Cone Officer. Just don't restrict the new Manager from bringing in his own staff. It's really not that hard.