Who are we crossing to? There's no-one in the box!

Well obviously we'd be 3-0 down already if Whiteman was playing. How's his move to Real Madrid going btw? Just haggling on the goal bonus now, right?

This midfield is so disjointed - everyone wants to sit.

He wants to get Pears a game - nothing wrong with that. Personally I'd have rested Johnson too and given a few of the U23s a game, but I'm not a tactical genius like Mowbray so what do I know.

We're running Gallagher out there every week...

Big win that. Playoffs have gone, but we were in danger of getting dragged into a relegation struggle with our form.

Mowbray has shoved him wide left. He proved he couldn't play there for two seasons.

Birmingham look like they don't train together - and we're in a dogfight with them.

Shoving Rothwell wide left again. Sticking with Gallagher. Mowbray back to his best.

The game is bypassing the midfield. Both teams are just lumping it - we've had ample opportunity to play it inside to our CMs when in possession out wide, but we're trying World Cup balls instead.

This is dire.

His selfishness is a problem because he probably converts 1 in 5 chances. However, 2 of those chances he'd be better laying off to a teammate for an easier shot on goal.

As I said, this ref hates Brereton for some reason. Petulant kick out by the Birmingham player - stonewall yellow. Waved off.

He's getting ready for his Chile debut.

How many goals would Brereton have this season if Armstrong looked up and passed to a teammate?

Too laid back, but absolutely essential to this football team.

Oh it's this ref that has a vendetta against Brereton. Should be fun.

Oh god I've just seen their forward line. They're going to score a bag full.

Jesus, Pike must be crap then. Douglas is absolutely finished at this level and proves it every week.

So I stepped away for a few games as I couldn't handle Mowbray's ineptitude. Where's Nyambe? Do we not have any Academy prospects that could play RB? Douglas shouldn't be getting on the pitch at LB, never mind at RB. Where's Ayala?

If it works with iFollow (I've not been able to make it work with my dad's iPad): 3 dots setting option in browser on phone (top right). Make sure that the Chrome Cast is on. Click 'Cast entire tab. An option should come up with your TV on it - select that.

Do you mean a Chromecast or a Chromebook?

Doesn't matter how tall he is, he very rarely wins headers. He's soft.

The problem we've got is that we don't have a plan b. If we can't pass through a side we're stumped. No point hitting all those crosses into the box with Gallagher, Elliot and Armstrong upfront.

As I said, I wouldn't watch it every week. I know to a lot of fans the bottom line is all that matters. That's their prerogative. I'm here to be entertained - if my team sets up like Stoke have then the chances are I'm not going to enjoy watching them play.