I'd be delighted, he's on 200k a week at the moment that lad. Plus all the free yachts.

Until someone creates a 'Britt Assombafookinlonga!' thread.

Super wise would be to also have a one year extension in the club's favour.

If you're wondering why I put a like on this post Jeff, it's because I'm joining your workplace in a couple of days.

If they knew it wasn't happening they'd say. The silence means they're looking into it, or aren't allowed to say.

I dunno. I'm gonna assume 4 months is basically 16 weeks for simplicity. 16 weeks at 130k per week is over 2 million. And then the 16 yachts too. Could cripple us.

I'd still be very happy with that tbf

Look mate, we just can't afford his 80k plus a yacht wages every week. Face it.

You're assuming it's the same people though. Also, only seen two people talk as if they wouldn't want this to happen. Everyone else is redecorating their walls white in ecstasy.

If that happened I'd be devastated... ...because I'd know I was in a dream.

I wish I could still be in denial about BB.

Cheers. Which one dismissed it, Myers? I'm sure you'll let us know when the others reply.

Would you mind mate? I don't really use Twitter.

Has anyone pestered the LT journos for info on the BA link? Chaddy, I'm looking at you.

I'm gonna get a bit excited. Even Madon said it could be cobblers, but dammit, it's been such a dull window I wanna dream a bit. Maybe learn to have a little tug about it like @Oldgregg86

That was Marcus Maddison.

Oh dear! You don't have to put your connections at risk to sate the frothing masses, you know. We will salivate on snippets and teasers, especially in a quiet window. Just ask Nicko You can just tell us who it is when it's close to breaking anyway. Your source probably wouldn't mind so much then.

Good player though right? I think he just isn't a Pulis style player. Been shunted out on the wing someone was saying, and still has roughly 1 in 3. The wages make me question whether it is possible, but I think he'd be an excellent signing...if used right (there's the rub). Could see him being pushed wide here too. Or maybe we are planning to transition to two up top.

Most people masturbate. But you masterbate, because you're a true master at it. We salute you, and your transfer speculation related w@nking skills.

Nope, you told me you didn't think it fits the profile and that it's unlikely. I never asked you about that. I asked what you think if it does happen. Would it be a good signing, etc. Do you really think if you'd answered the question, I'd have pointed out that you didn't? If someone says something like that, I'd recommend you go back and read what they asked you, and think whether you answered it. Easier than me typing all this out on my phone.

We are going for both, or you've both heard it and are speculating? Not to be picky, I just want to be clear. Cheers.

You lost me with the opposites bit?

That's not what I asked though.

Cheers. Have you heard that it would be both him and Gally, or are you speculating on that part?

Doesn't necessarily mean anything. Do you have thoughts on this as a transfer if it does happen?