Well..... Speed of Service - 2/10 Organisation - 1/10 Food - 5/10 Price - 5/10 Unless it improves alot asap then it wont last long. Must of seen 6 or 7 seperate tables complain.

Going to the Marco Polo (Mediteranean) tonight - its just taken over from the little elephant thai place in darwen. Review to follow.

Gone but not forgotten! RIP Uncle Jack

To the tune of the song they sing - City, City, The poorest club in all the flippin land

Loyalty deserves a new song so anything for roque? What about this (not sure on the end bit yet though) Oh Roque is just magic He wears a Santa hat And when he heard of city’s Bid He said you can f**k that He said you must be joking The Sky blue club is s**t And only greedy Hughes is there to fill his big pockets

How about a simple song for Everton like: Lets all shop at Tesco Lets all shop at Tesco Na na na na That should wind them up enough. Or one for the doomsday people: Where small, where blue, were selling our stars too Super Rovers, Super Rovers

Quality - I like it! We have terrorised some players at ewood in the past few seasons - the best being Rio, he got so wound up, scored an own goal and also then got sent off. That will live long in the memory.

Where abouts is Duk? Is it expensive, what type of food?

Ok then - Terrible I know He's young, he's black well give him a fair crack Paul Ince, Paul Ince I think the club needs an anthem, like West Ham, Liverpool, Everton etc

One word for fans who boo a manager in his 1st pre-season - "Muppets"

Chant for today! You can stick your fckin andrews up your arse

He’s only a poor mancunian barsteward His club is all debt ridden and poor Now he left like a prick, and he works for a chink And now Hughesy cant spend any more!

No the songs section - should be on the main board - otherwise it never gets spotted/ we never create any new songs. We can talk about atmosphere, gates etc on the main board so surely 1 thread for new songs is ok?? Yes El Tombor - BBE Lower to the Right hand side, 3 rows from the back i think it is!

Taken these from the official site from the MB. Some are quite good - maybe we could get 1 or 2 going? We really do need some new songs so any more - feel free to add. 1 There's only one real Santa There's only one real Santa The ball's in the net The girls are all wet Walking in a Roque wonderland 2 He fakes to the left, and flicks with his riiiight, Villa-neu-va, MAKES RONALDO LOOK SH!TE 3 How many will get in the way How many will get skinned today Where were you while he was passing by? Quickly dribbling round you all Teeing up to strike the ball Where were you while he was passing by? Someday you will find him Flying down the touchline Now that Carlos Villenueva's in our side Always you will find him Skinning everyone's hide Now that Carlos Villeneuva Carlos Villaneuva's in our side 4 He'll shoot to the left he'll shoot to the riiiiiiiiiight, That scruffy Barsteward ', Our Turkish delight!

Norway fan club on the up thanks to gamst - maybe time to sign another! Norway Fan club

Il have it Hasta if you dont mind?

I felt it was the right time for Mark Hughes to go - he has done a good job, although he still didnt win any cups or anything, but I felt things were becoming abit stale and his moaning was becoming more and more frequent. Yes we finished on more points last season, but we were terrible in the cups & Europe as a result of it! 2 of our main problems have been for the past few seasons - Pace & Creativity - On the attack we are so predictable and it gives teams a head start when trying to defend against us. Hopefully Ince will crack that, if he does then we have a great chance of improving further.

Got top-spin 3 yesterday - very difficult game! Still trying to get the hang of it.

Italians - Algheros, Quattros, Latino Lounge - All very good Indian - Akash, Anaz and Sagars - all top notch Chinese - Ocean Palace Thai - Elephant

To the tune of the “whole world in his hand” Weve got the only black manager in the league, Weve got the only black manager in the league, Weve got the only black manager in the league, cause your all racist barsterds

He's black, he's white we do not give a sh!te Paul Ince, Paul Ince!

Maybe the next manager will put he back to right wing??! Hopefully we will replace Bentley, but you never know.

See the lad is still putting plenty of effort in. Scored twice for the aussies!!

Still the FACT is that Allardyce had bolton at a similar level to our boys, but with a much poorer squad. Yes his style of play was rubbish but it got them results. If he could take our team and play good football then i would be happy with his appointment.

Simple - SACK!