[Archived] Steven Gatley Rip.

[JC4LAB]

Another star has joined Michael ..Drowned on his own Vomit is the latest rumour

[T4E]

How long til we're allowed to tell jokes?

[sloth_frattelli]

Yeah, bring on the jokes! Can I go first?

[T4E]

don't see why not....

[ABBEY]

whats pink and goes round and round ,round and round?

stephen gatleys suitcase at heathrow airports carousel

[T4E]

Whats small, brown, and very relieved?

Steven Gately's gerbil.

[sloth_frattelli]

He'd such a baby face.

Can't rule out cock death.

[LeChuck]

How long til we're allowed to tell jokes?

I was hoping you'd break the news on here as you did on your Facebook status. You bottled it!

[T4E]

Haha, yes, yes I did

[M-K]

I can't take credit / blame for this excellent limerick:

There was a young singer called Gately

Who hasn't been seen much lately

With a bottle of rum and a cock up the bum

His week in the sun ended fatally

[sloth_frattelli]

Are they gonna rename them Boyz because one is missing?

[adopted scouser]

Michael Jackson got all excited - he thought they said someone from the Boy's Home was coming

[sloth_frattelli]

Some sad quotes...

Louis Walsh - "I'm absolutely devastated."

Ronan Keating - "It's truly heartbreaking."

Michael Barrymore - "It wasn't me."

[Hughesy]

joke 1

"There was a young name called Gatley

Who said to his boyfriend 'Now rape me'

His fella was Jeff

And he bummed him to death

and he hasnt been seen around lately"

joke 2 -

Whats the difference between Gatley & Patrick Swayze?

About 3 weeks....

joke 3 -

Police have said that Gately died after being on a bender for 3 days......

The bender is said to be devastated

Joke 4

Why was Steven Gatleys car insurance cancelled?..........

Because he was rear-ended too many times

[sloth_frattelli]

An autopsy report has revealed that his arsehole was 4 times its normal size. Police are looking into it!!

[philipl]

Who was Steven Gately. I had never heard of him before he died.

[adopted scouser]

I don't know who you're all talking about anyway. Looking at the title of this thread I think it's a bloke who lives near Altrincham.

[JC4LAB]

Shouldnt make jokes..but Its only Words

[ABBEY]

Who was Steven Gately. I had never heard of him before he died.

is this hint of sarky? or is malta really that ######? lol

[Rovermatt]

Louis Walsh received a threatening letter at the weekend. For every week that John and Edward remain in The X-Factor, one member of Boyzone will die.

[philipl]

Ok so he was in Boyzone apparently.

Still none the wiser. Any clue as to when they were around or what they did?

[Paul]

Don't worry Philip I had no idea who he was till I read this and I still don't know which one he was. I think one needs a daughter who was 9-10 at the time to have any sort of clue. Though I do have a 50 year old female neighbour who went to see them recently!!

[colin]

I don't know who you're all talking about anyway. Looking at the title of this thread I think it's a bloke who lives near Altrincham.

I've got it even if no one else did.

[adopted scouser]

I've got it even if no one else did.

I knew you would Loving it over here, no point changing your user name though is there ?

[adopted scouser]

I've just listened to Ronan Keating describe Steven Gately as a 'Hero'. Sad as it is when a young person dies, 'Heroes' come back from Afghanistan in wheelchairs or coffins, not fruity popstars.