Hello again and welcome back to `Who wants to win the FA Cup?` The winner of fastest finger first, is...Blackburn Rovers. Come and join me in the hotseat and play-Who Wants To Win The FA CUUUUPPP. Diddlediddleediddleduuuum. OK, nervous?-Yes, a little. Ok, just take your time and relax. First question, for a third round win, can you beat Cardiff City away? Hhhhmmm, well, tricky one that, not sure... You dont have answer, you do still have 3 lifelines left. Hmm, I`ll go fifty fifty and play MGP, hopefully getting a replay and beating them at Ewood. Sure? Positive. Final answer-away draw and beat them back in Blackburn. THATS THE RIGHT ANSWER!!! YOUR IN THE FOURTH ROUND! Diddlediddleediddleduuuum. Ok, next round. Take a look at this one, you don`t have to answer it, just have a look at tell me what you think. For a fourth round win, can you beat Colchester United? (already smiling)YES! YES! You seem pretty confident! Yes, we can beat them, I`ve seen their keeper and his pants. Final answer? Yep, final answer, Rovers win. Rovers? Yes? You`ve just won...the fourth round of the FA cup! Diddlediddleediddleduuuum. Right, it starts to get a bit serious now, fifth round is a lot of money to lose. So, take a look at this one, at see what you think-remember you don`t have to play and you still have two lifelines left. Ok, for a fifth round win , can you beat Burnley,away? (Puts head in hands)Oh no, I don`y beleive it! I knew this one would come up! Do you want to play? Don`t forget you still have phone a friend and ask the audience. (brief pause) I`ll ask the audience. OK audience, pressures on, vote now on Burnley or Blackburn. Tick, tock,tick, tock ,tick, tock..... OK the answers are in and the crowd have responded superbly with a unanimous answer of ROVERS win!!! I`ll go with that! Congratulations, you`ve just won a quarter final spot in the fifth round of the FA cup!!! Diddlediddleediddleduuuum. BUZZZZZZZ! OH NO thats all we have time for tonight, join us again when we play... WHO WANTS TO WIN THE FA CUP!!!!!!!!!!!

What do think this means?

I know TB, thats whom I was purrleese-ing at! They reckon only 300 odd Rovers fans yesterday, it certainly looked a low turn out. There were also a lot of empty seats in the home ends too. After the goal our lot were very loud though.

I little bloodied, but mashed?-purleease Eddie, I was speaking metaphorically!

In fact here`s the proof! When skies are grey

Viewed the game from the "posh" seats in the main stand, diagonally opposite the Rovers gathering. Pre match meal in the Alex Young suite, with err, Alex Young and Brian Labone. Sat amongst the Everton fans, as the Brown Brothers Cab Sauv Malbec kicked in I found it harder and harder to keep quiet, leading to a hard punch in my face, just as Stead scored! If you watch the replay , from the camera right near the Rovers fans, you can see the coppers yellow jackets in the stand breaking us up! As we were dragged down the steps, I put my fingers in the 1-0 mode as I wailed off to get bollocking for being punched. Got my seat back and no-one else bothered me after that.

Anybody able to give me and a mate a lift back from Everton to Chorley area after the match? Trains a nightmare, but don`t mind going, just getting home is a worry.

Your too kind 1864. I think you must of missed the foot-long cumberland sausages-£1.50! Sat in the BBE side of the Jack Walker stand, I thought Burnley made a decent noise TBH. A little difficult to hear the BBE sing though, acoustics I guess. Crap game (again), still can`t beleive Peddos shot didn`t take the netting off! Most amazing part of the night-walking up LBR while hundreds of Rovers fans singing all the home! Locals looking out of the windows scratching their heads in bemusement-"They`re not normally like this!" See you whenever, Longsiders in all their forms!!

dID YOU PASS hIV TEST ABBEY????????

Rovers played rubbish, so did the Dingles, Big Brad had no saves to make. Rovers support was rubbish, like they expected to turn up and get a prize. Fair does to the Dingles and goodnight, WE ARE IN THE 1/4 FINALS, AND LEICESTER ARE NEXT

Off-ski now, come you Rovers 5-0 will dink dank doo for me!

Fortunately, Tugays friend managed to get one though.

Whilst looking for material with which to diss the Dingles with I discovered the suicide squad have there own website Suicide Squad.com

Even Tugay couldn`t get a seat at the Turf Moor game.

"Burnley sign Keown on loan"

Only just got my voice back from the Turf Moor game. I`ll be the tall speccy geek with a Lucas Neill tufty chin singing on my own then!

Did I just see a thread called Dingle watch? Or am I now seeing things as well as hearing the voices?

Sat in Jack Walker upper, BBE side. Any chance of a sing song up there?

Hope so, then we can give `em pelters from the Jack Walker like at Burnden park in the 70s!

Morning has broken on the big day, bright and clear, for now. As the day draws on, and the clouds gather over east Lancashire the anticipation of a famous derby win for the supporters of both teams grows by the hour. For all the talk in the press of crowd control and supporters infiltration, I have a feeling that once the game starts all thoughts and energies will be focussed on the game, and personally think that with the fact that the tie must be decided tonight, and the lure of an emanantley winnable home quarter final waiting, the game will be much more attractive and open then the first. The smart money is on a Rovers victory, home side, premiership players, recent history and so on all favouring the aristocrats. But, as Rovers fans know very well, (Ipswich, Charlton, Coventry, Stockport, Trelleborg, Bournemouth and so on), Ewood Park has a strange benevolent streak in it when it comes to knock out competitions. Pre match focus amongst the supporters has centred around ticket sales and who has the best fans, with both sides claiming their lot sell out miles quicker and sang louder than the others in the first tie. All good humoured banter, n`est pas but with a virtual sell out tonight and the prospect of no further duals for some many a year the pressure is on Rovers home supporters to do their bit and shut the neighbours up for good. And so, as the lights come on at Ewood tonight, and the coaches rumble down the M65, the clouds broken only by the blades of the police helicopter,another chapter begins in the story of footballs oldest derby. Behave tonight and see you no, nay never again Burnley!

March is now upon us, and ... We`re on the march with Sparkies army! We`re all going to Cardiff And we`ll really shake `em up When when we win the FA cup Cos Rovers are the greatest football team! Soz Abbey, me gonna drink corparation Pop in sympathy now... NOT!!!!

Robbie Fowler, well done my son. As long as there 3 more shoite teams than Rovers...

Aren`t the channel islands part of the British Isles?

Abbey, I`ll drink for the both of us son.

Good grief, not while there`s a hole in my arse.