Top post Orcan, we salute you.

We need all the Dingle/@#/? songs we can muster for next Sunday week. Post in here please.

Driving round the roundabout at the M61 junction in Chorley today, coming the other way was a Lincoln Aviator. The windows all blacked out, bar the windscreen which was semi see through. Through the window I saw Diouf driving. So I winds the window done, spits in his direction and shouts out " How you like it now Mark Spitz?" . Made me feel good anyway. Also, who gets a big massive car, blacks the windows out and then gets a cherised number plate with "DIOUFY" on it???? Incognito my arse.

Can`t wait to see the comments and predictions on the match preview for this one, anyone voluntereed et?

Rover6 we played 4-1-4-1 , but practically it was 2-1-2-1 with Neill Matteo Emerton Thomson not actually playing at all.

Get Emerton off for a few weeks before I get on the pitch and drag him myself, I only want him to provide 2-3 actual dangerous crosses a match but he is incapable of that he is causing me major stress and I feel like hurting him

BOB! Where have you been? I have had to play the role of inane rambler on my own all year, and thats not easy. The old 4-5-1 situation. The others have been looking at me funny, and I need someone else to lighten the load.

Ticket prices going to be less than £20? Thats 2 months wages in Burnley. There will be no-one there!

I thought Rovers fans just kept those for visiting Black players - or at least Yorke Touche!

Thet ahve to offer us upto 25% of the available tickets. Roughly 5,000?

I shall be taking my seat in the Darwen End, and as the kick off is taken I will be putting my fingers in my ears, closing my eyes and singing"la la la la la do do do do wa wa wa " for the whole match Makes sense to me, anyone care to join me I`m in seat 82 row 20.

Thanks for the preview RIML. I remember Noel Brotherstone getting sent off at Ayresome Park, and we where winning 2-0 at the time. As he walked down the tunnel, he got a load of verbals from the smoggies, so he stuck two fingers up at them. Needless to say, he had a trip to Lancaster Gate, along with Bob Saxton. Bobby stuck up for him, at the hearing though, saying he was merely pointing out the scoreline to the home fans. I predict a similar scenario on Saturday, replacing Brothhead with Savage.

The poor crowd is really a sign of the times. What did we expect? I was working so could not go, but if I hadn`t been I was wavering, given the recent amount of high price games-Bolton (£28) Cardiff (£24) and Chelsea next week (£28). Sorry, but I couldn`t really have justified it. Esp if I want to go to Boro on Saturday. When you factor in the ancillary service prices involved in attending a match, the bill becomes ridiculous. Some may say, "well Ozz don`t have five pints before the match", but could you honestly watch Rovers, particulary the Bolton match,anywhere near sober???

Where was Nissa?

Worst episode ever!....

2 points ; Firstly, I don't see what Neill could have done, he had to attack the player wuth the ball on the edge of the box, a 1-2 was played around him and he tried to recover and block the shot as quickly as he could. Just because a goal comes in from the right side doesn't automatically mean Neill was at fault. Secondly Todd was talking (not shouting) to Neill all the way back to their positions after the goal, I pointed this out to my mate that he was berating him very calmly. Neill got sucked in, he lost his man and just watched the ball, forgetting that MacAnuff was steaming down the left. Hes done it before. Overall Neill had a game to forget on Wednesday. Great finish from MacAnuff(?) but I also thought Brad could have done better. RE Todd not speaking, you have better eyesight than me sir, and I only say what I see.

Also, is Savage the Welsh captain? Cos if he is, that leaves with with 4 current international skippers on the books.(BF, Mokoena, Nelsen)

I watched Todd after their first goal went in last night, and he did not say a word to anyone. Just walked back to his spot with his head down, like the rest of the team. When really he should have been pointing out the error of Lucas Neills ways to the full back. Like I say, get a committee-someone else has voted for it so it can`t be that far fetched.

Pop Idol, more like,errm, thingy, wassname. Prompt!!! Sorry, lovie I`ve completely dried up. Just give me 10 minutes.

Captain Idol, more like Billy Idol with Todds new haircut. Captain Idol, a role for Dwight at last. Those are the only two jokes I can come up with right now, but if I think of any more I`ll let you know.

Personnally I thought my Pompey preview was better, but I suppose it takes all sorts...

When MGP scored, and it was a very tidy finish, he ran into the BBE, got mobbed by a load of Chavs and kiddies and couldn`t get out! He wriggled free about a minute later, with chewing gum and fag ends in his hair, missing his Livestrong bracelets and rubbing his neck and shoulder from the `playful paggering` the young scamps had administered to him. Smiling and saluting the crowd, the PA announced "The third goal for Blackburn Rovers, scored by Morten Gamst Pedersen!" The crowd went wild. Had a good game, and I told you he`d score.

I forgot ask, how many Rovers fans were at the game? It looked quite full on the telly.

Congrats Waggy!!!! First use of the phrase `Lily` in reference to Savage!! Superb! You win £5! * *£5 not actually won, offer made up, your house is at risk if you set fire to it, Ask for written details

I`m happy to have him in the team...but he is a bit of a w@nker though isn`t he. Don`t care though if he does the biz on the pitch. If you know what I mean. Not doing a poo on the pitch, I meant doing the business on the pitch IE playing well and scoring etc. Not scoring in the drug purchase sense, but getting a few goals for us.