Also, is Savage the Welsh captain? Cos if he is, that leaves with with 4 current international skippers on the books.(BF, Mokoena, Nelsen)

I watched Todd after their first goal went in last night, and he did not say a word to anyone. Just walked back to his spot with his head down, like the rest of the team. When really he should have been pointing out the error of Lucas Neills ways to the full back. Like I say, get a committee-someone else has voted for it so it can`t be that far fetched.

Pop Idol, more like,errm, thingy, wassname. Prompt!!! Sorry, lovie I`ve completely dried up. Just give me 10 minutes.

Captain Idol, more like Billy Idol with Todds new haircut. Captain Idol, a role for Dwight at last. Those are the only two jokes I can come up with right now, but if I think of any more I`ll let you know.

Personnally I thought my Pompey preview was better, but I suppose it takes all sorts...

When MGP scored, and it was a very tidy finish, he ran into the BBE, got mobbed by a load of Chavs and kiddies and couldn`t get out! He wriggled free about a minute later, with chewing gum and fag ends in his hair, missing his Livestrong bracelets and rubbing his neck and shoulder from the `playful paggering` the young scamps had administered to him. Smiling and saluting the crowd, the PA announced "The third goal for Blackburn Rovers, scored by Morten Gamst Pedersen!" The crowd went wild. Had a good game, and I told you he`d score.

I forgot ask, how many Rovers fans were at the game? It looked quite full on the telly.

Congrats Waggy!!!! First use of the phrase `Lily` in reference to Savage!! Superb! You win £5! * *£5 not actually won, offer made up, your house is at risk if you set fire to it, Ask for written details

I`m happy to have him in the team...but he is a bit of a w@nker though isn`t he. Don`t care though if he does the biz on the pitch. If you know what I mean. Not doing a poo on the pitch, I meant doing the business on the pitch IE playing well and scoring etc. Not scoring in the drug purchase sense, but getting a few goals for us.

I`m a firm beleiver in committees. Every thing a captain does, a team of at least 6 players meet, have an agenda, take minutes and vote on the outcome of any decision then inform the ref either heads or tails and take it from there. So the poll really should be.. "Which SIX players would you want on the Committee?" 1 AndyTodd 2 Craig Short 3 Paul Dickov 4 Brad Freidel 5 Lee Grooby 6 Neil Kinnock 7 Nai Bevan 8 Pitt The Younger 9 Pitt The Older 10 Pitt The Dingle 11 Pat The Butcher (AKA Colin Hendry) 12 Spit The Dog 13 Micky Quinn 14 Sweet Gene Vincent 15 Lord `Your Boys Took One Hell Of a Beating`Beaverbrook 16 Ernst And Julio Gallo 17 Henson And Bedges 18 The Great Cheese God 19 Matthew Hoggard 20 Wandering Luxemburgo 21 Andy Todd ?

Ok Barry thats fine you wanna leave. Please tell us why. And dont let the door slam on your arse as you go.

Davey I am, as usual in the Darwen end. I`ll see you at the bar at half time!!

I would put Stead and MGP up front, he cam obviously finish and would probably create more for Stead.

In fairness, city centre Glasgow is different planet from town centre Blackburn. But he wouldn`t actually live or go in either regardless of where he played would he?

I originally voted not going too much to pay. I have changed my mind, now after two wins and more confidence. Funny how £24 doesnt seem as much when your winning.

Didn't he score with his right? Yes with his right, and the ball must have been chipped from the outstide of his foot, cheeky or what? Hmmm, I was watching it in the mirror whilst brushing me teeth.

Whats our cut of the sell on fee? 50%? That`ll be £1.50 then!

MGP doesn`t seem to have a right foot(see goal) but boy does he have a left one(see goal). I though looking at the team sheet, we might get steamed down the left, but I reckoned without the brick wall of Nelson, and Todd,Mokoena and NEJ. Awesome. Three of our bookings were a little harsh-Emerton, Nelson and Mokoena. Mokos ankle tap when the boy was through looked bad, but if you see it again he trips himself up. Two sendings off were correct,-tip to Lualua-don`t headbutt Toddy! FIRST DOUBLE OF THE SEASON-AS PREDICTED BY ME IN THE PREVIEW! SECOND ONE DUE NEXT MONDAY! Yeeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

It were my lucky preview that won it!!! I like days like this. Gonna stare at ceefax page 324 for about an hour now.

Sorry, MB I meant Tony Parkes here.

That team basically starts big and gets smaller and smaller till you get to Dicky. MGP starts, Tugay back-could get torn a part here...

If thats the case, and that information is freely available, then why are Newcastle offering £10M? Oh yea, I forgot-Souness is in charge. Never knowingly underpaid.

Maybe this will keep his mind off scoring a hatrick this afternoon. Or maybe not.

Barry goes, Barry stays, Barry wipes his arse-who cares? If you wanna go, then go on, feck off, we`ll get someone else in. If you wanna stay, then say so, and while your at it start behaving like the Captain of one of Englands finest football clubs. Lead us, captain us, on and off the field and start earning some of the obscene amount of money that me and the rest of the members of this board have ploughed into the club over the last few years. Jesus, theres no shortage of people who can contribute as much as you currently are in our midfield and probably for a lot less dough.

I didn`t mean him, I meant the other one, spelt with an A !