Ozz

Well GS has certainly split up the Cole/Yorke axis comprehensively. Cole south of the Thames. Yorke South of the Clyde. Yorke deserves worse than this after Saturdays joke of an effort. The useless twonk.

You`ve seen light Bob, praise be. The futures bright. The futures is Edam shaped. I Camembert leave it.

Would be better with 11 keepers on Wednesday. Please Cheese let us win.

Wonder if the `Mancunian` visitors will be as pleasant as last April, when they started a little renovation round town. Please god let us win. A know there is no god, but it sounds daft saying`please Alan` or `please cheese` let us win. Ozz is back in his lucky BBE seat for this one, as my DE seat will be in use with a Manc stood on it for 90 minutes, without any fear of admonishment from a steward or bobby. Actually, I like the sound of `please Cheese let us win`. Yes, yes I do. I want everyone to say it in their previews and posts. Except the religous members, they can use God. Or whichever religous figurehead they choose to follow. Unless their religon is some kind of homage to a great Cheese god figure , in which case either will do.

Forget footballers, we need Auf Weidersehn Pet to build a brick wall across the goalline to have a chance of a draw. Seriously though, we do. A brick wall on the goal line is our only hope. Anyone know a brickie? Otherwise £33 plus expenses will be good goals per pound value. About a quid a goal I expect. Hey ho.

From someone else who works in the hole in the ground that is Preston, take care this afternoon. The locals are revolting!

Yes, I have. However, I personally believe Andy Cole wouldn`t sulk and deliberately seek to get his revenge on Souness by playing badly. Is all.

You actually beleive this???

Balanced?!? You're having a laugh! There's not a tackle between any of em! You don`t think that his best work (for us) came with those players around him?

I would be dissappointed if Cole leaves, particularly if we then have to pony up his wages at the next club. I think Rovers are a better team with Cole playing than without. I was looking forward to seeing Cole playing in a side with two wingers again( Emerton and De Pedro) giving him better service, with Fergie and Tugay in the middle. Coles best work for us came in a balanced side-Duff+Gillespie, Dunn+Tugay. Still, I also wanted Chopper for my tenth birthday and a got a Skateboard. Hey-ho.

Observing only the basics fostered on the village green, Blackburn win the match 1 goal to nil. Firstly, a competent individual to prevent the ball entering the goal at the home end,Enkleman, saving several seemingly net-bound efforts from the midlanders.Then, as they grew weary at the site of the big Finn, the men from St Andrews forgot to mark Rovers Asset No.2, Jonny Stead who promptly ran through a static defence to slot the ball under the helpless keeper to win the match for the likeable Ewood aces.

Question Now we have finally lost again, does this mean Emerton will be back in the starting line up?

Errr... Bob that`s the Real Dwight Yorke!

Why buy a season ticket? 1. If you are gonna go to every home game, then it may work out slightly cheaper. 2. To guarantee a seat at every game. 3. Erm, 4. Thats it, 1. £10, £15 special offers every season make this saving borderline, throw in holidays, illness and the unexpected then its doubtfull that you will save money 2. Guarantee a seat? Trust me , you are guaranteed a seat at Ewood for any match you want next season.

What a scoop!

Whats that song about?

It runs a little like this Cletus... It was on that famous Saturday, the second day of May We met a bunch of Swansea fans, on the motorway We said we`d win promotion, we said that we`d go up but on that famous Saturday, Preston f@cked it up!

Have you ever seen The Swann With Two Necks?

Why on earth would Rovers sack Souness That is absolutely, mind -numbingly the most stupid thing to do right now. Anyone who suggests this is a complete dunce. Stop even talking about.

Why not take The Koran? Just dont put it in your hand luggage.

Paul Wellers `Fly On The Wall` triple CD. Absolute magic, particulary as it only cost me 47pence. (WHSmith clubcard unused for five years paid the the rest).