Harwood Bellis booked 4 mins in. Great start fella.

They’ve got a 50 year old Cafu playing for them so we’re gonna p*ss rings round ‘em.

It’s every bloody week mate. I know we were terrible last match, but it’s the same 3-6 changes every match. How can we breed any kind of consistency with a different team each week? As an aside today is going to wind me up when, as I suspect, we lose. Why? Because Mowbray is going to get a completely free pass with the Facebook and LET brigade as they’ll be too busy waxing lyrical about the ‘amazing future of Rovers’ following today’s statement.

It’s tiring work being a football manager and masterminding the Brockhall redevelopment with your besties Venus and Waggott.

Whatever happened to that ‘Hughesy’ on here? Accordingn to him on Twitter ‘they’re investing in what is a very old academy and training ground’.

If this ‘statement’ tells me the sky is blue I think I’ll still have to poke my head outside to check.

We might see how good a manager Damian Johnson could be today what with Mowbray and Venus having to hide themselves away with Waggott to write this press release.

Yep. Chuck in £20m for Arma and they’ll certainly be hanging around to see what could drop next.

‘Well realistically we’re sh*te at our jobs so can’t get you the £170m that promotion would bring. But do you fancy a quick £60m? If so, we’ll take a share too and keep our jobs for as long as like, doing what we want with minimal interference.’

Yep. The V’s wouldn’t have a clue what we do and don’t need ‘football’ wise. Certainly been advised/tipped off here, 100%.

Hopefully Mowbray’s too. A lot of snouts in the trough here I reckon.

Hmmm. The Mowbray death spiral has been known to stop at 3 losses - although typically it goes on for a game or two longer (not to mention this time round it has a sniff of being terminal). Unless they go down to 10 we won't be getting anything here. 2-1 loss for me - very similar to Wednesday. Despite only having 1 shot, we'll beat them on box entries, so Mowbray is thrilled.

Yeah I was being generous. As was I with the 'few games' reference. We've been utter sh*te for months and months. The January victories didn't fool me. We were sh*te then too.

According to him we're unfortunate not to be scoring 5 a game. In reality I could count the decent chances we've created in the past few matches on one hand.

I don't even know where to begin with this: https://t.co/3d3t8LK7RB?amp=1

Showing my age now as I remember him seeming relatively young at Liverpool!

Cheers Duncan. I'm far from Pulis' biggest fan, he wouldn't be on my shortlist, but he'd be a big upgrade on Mowbray IMO. But Paul Jewell - good left field shout of appointing the most random one of the lot.

Indeed. He has consistently talked about needing 'men' in the side, particularly at the back. Yet where do we find ourselves? A back three comprised of a rapidly regressing Lenihan, and two on loan kids who are here to play week in week out regardless of their performances. He can't even seem to take his own advice on board.

I'll try to have a listen this PM Duncan, but who is in their 'stable' at the minute?

Elliot needs to be the first pick on the team sheet after Kaminski as he’s the only bugger who can make anything happen. Somebody else came out with a good theory that TM probably hasn’t liked the plaudits and attention he’s been receiving so given him the old back down to earth treatment. He may have needed a one match rest but that’s it. He’s head and shoulders above anything we have creatively and given we’re not scoring and hardly fashioning anything, he simply has to start.

Yep. What betting Mowbray then appoints another pal? As an aside, the only way he’s turning around this death spiral is if Arma gets the wrong side of a defender and they go down to 10 early doors. I can’t see us beating anyone 11 v 11 at the minute - we’re that useless.

I see Dack has liked Dunn’s comment on Twitter. Can’t wait to see all the ‘let’s put it right at the weekend’ rollocks we’re going to see over the next couple of days.

Unless a Forest defender has a brain fart the wrong side of Arma (ala Wycombe & Preston) then Saturday is a sure fire loss too. Tough to see where our point is coming from given nothing will be changing in the dugout.

Us Rovers fans need to ‘get real’ JHR.

Instagram update: Arma’s bird is proud of him and he’s happy to grab his 20th of the season. Nothing from Mr Fist Pump yet.