Husky

Perhaps he's in Randy Rothwell's WhatsApp group?

May as well have gone for a full reserve team if putting the known liability reserve goalie in. But Mowbray and logic don't mix.

Raya MK 2.

I suppose you'll be praying for a rain affected Test.?

I think Newport v West Sham is on Skysports.

Typical thick PLancs.

Sun's out, beers out! Lancs doing the T20 business too. Lovely.

Praise be to The Ashes Cricket subscription. LOL. When are the highlights on?

OH! MY! FUCKING! GOD!

Yeah it's annoying that - talk about being blinkered. A decent over goes for less than 10. You haven't bowled a heroic over just because you end up not losing. Otherwise going for 27 off the last over when defending 28 could be considered heroic etc.

The indiscipline running through the team seems to stem from a weak captain/backroom set-up. A bit like when a football manager loses the dressing room.

Archer continues the idiocy. No need for that with Stokes still there. ?

Here comes the infamously long batting tail. ?

England return to type. Loose wafting at the worst ball bowled today. I do hope they are going to show World Cup 2019 highlights on the cricket channel tomorrow.

Exactly this. There's a massive difference between The Beckhams and The Pietersens. Some chose to whore themselves out on social media and others chose a private life. Much like the mafia you are either in or out.

Dack could do with being benched. Till he finds out where the trousers are.

The problem is that England went into their shell a bit too much and didn't score enough runs. In a situation where the chance of a draw was pretty much 0% that was fatal. I've never really understood playing for close in circumstances where the batsmen are in and conditions favourable as you just have to come back the next day against fresh bowlers and start again with not many runs knocked off (and in this case with a shiny new ball due in just 8 overs). R.I.P. Ashes 2019.

#Yawnfest

We could do with an added time penalty.

Suddenly almost everyone that was good in our last game is rubbish. Walton MOTM so far

We look stale. They look fresh. The game is only going to go one way unless changes are made.

I would like to see the marketing slogan for that one.

Downing is playing like an old man so far. Get one of the youngsters on.

So we'll put this one down as probably still limping for now.

Does anyone miss James Vince? At least he got 30 before giving it away.