Sorry DeeCee I feel like a grass now ha ha. I was only jesting, its just a bit of fun, which leaves me with the simplest of tap-ins I suppose:
The Jam - All Around the World
Being an old Jam fan I know a few people who remember them as a pub rock band called 'The Guildford Stranglers' (same neck of the woods as Weller and co but a bit older).
Difficult to argue with any of that really. JR was definitely a bit of a throwback in the sense that he was an old fashioned poacher, but by God he was good at it!!
Between Glasgow and Edinburgh there are 4 x 50,000+ neutral stadia, no need to travel to Australia!
(I'm not advocating that as a solution by the way, just pointing out the folly of the Perth suggestion)