Any decent CDM's available as free agents? They've got some serious making up to do, JDT will be furious.

I honestly think there's more chance of me nailing Dakota Johnson than this getting approved. Fuck it though, i'm not bothered - we've got daddy Morton haven't we!?

On time and with all of the relevant documents... hallelujah! Played a blinder there lads.

The deadline is tomorrow at 9am, so any time before that is fine. Sharpe's post suggests that we'll be submitting our case for review today.

Poor Lewie OB must be sitting around thinking "Wow, what the f*ck are these lot doing? I got here at tea time yesterday, they had loads of time. Why couldn't Sheff United have just sold Berge ffs?"

We really are an anomaly as a club aren't we... the gift that keeps on giving. The dingles would have wrapped these deals up in absolutely no time.

Well it seems pretty nailed on that the signings are Lewis O'brien and Ethan Brierley. Over the moon about O'brien, and Brierley is clearly one for the future which is fine with me - but man, we really could have done with a striker. Seems like the only free agent strikers out there are either old as fuck, injury prone or a bit shite.

Love how a couple of you guys have referred to this Rochdale player as simply "Rochdale" 😂 Quality ahaha, hope that sticks!

I've been told that there's been a massive kick off between JDT and Broughton - they're about to have a straightener on the B&Q car park.

Tell you what, Smelliott Jacko and Dickie Sharpe didn't help last night did they? Had me up until 1 them lads, with their little cock teasing tweets... nightmare. Come on Rovers get these announcements out!

Thanks JB - appreciate you sharing!

So it's a load of tripe, what a relief! My hatred towards Middlesbrough is already at quite alarming levels, that being true would've been the final straw... probably would've triggered the start of my 'Teeside strangler' arc.

Just saw that, get it done! Surprised Middlesbrough haven't chucked their name in the hat - they do it with every player we target, pricks.

Agreed, i've just asked our Ricky about that on Twitter - worth a try eh

From Rich's live deadline day feed;

We need to press on now if we're serious about bringing O'brien in. West Brom have seemingly pulled out, and Sheff U can't do shit until they sell Berge. Get on it Greg lad!

I don't think an option to buy is ever mandatory. Besides, I think that was only in place for West Brom if he helped them get promoted - would be the same for us. I'd do it! If he can fix our midfield and help us gain promotion, then he's worth £10m in todays market.

The nobbers are getting Josh Onomah - wow, didn't think my day would be ruined this early!

Free agent! I do have "attitude problems" though, allegedly.

What a painful window. Through a mix of leaving it way too late, and some bad luck, here we are. I honestly feel like the club would struggle to sign me at this rate, something would cock it up!

He'd be ideal bud, i'd happily go and pick Siriki up myself if that's what it'd take aha!

Dembele can play as a CF, as could BBD if we wanted to use one of those in the middle. We won't get him though - he'll end up at an actually ambitious club like WBA, Boro, Sheff U, Burnley etc.

I've mentioned him numerous times on here - would be an amazing piece of business if we got him.

Big wages, plus we've just signed a winger - very unlikely. Would be buzzing my baps off if we somehow managed to get him though.