Well he's not going to go into a game against Plymouth Argyle looking for a draw at least. My standards are not that high anyway, I'm content with a top ten premier league finish.

Conspiracy theory! Get behind the lads FFS! Etc... I am fully expecting more downgrading and relegation next season. Someone has obviously done some number crunching and decided a league one club is cheaper to run than a championship one.

I thought a birthday present was supposed to be something you'd enjoy?

Two Mickey Mouse teams in a Mickey Mouse league with massive followings of Mickey Mouse plastic fans. No amount of money will allow them to buy their way out of the cold hard truth of this.

To be honest I think we'll be safe. As soft and shit as our side is there are teams below us that are far worse and they have to play each other. We've not conceded that many goals over the last few games but 1 win in 12 is gash. What I don't like about JE is that he set out his stall from the day he arrived that he's just a venkys yes man. Going into games against Plymouth Argyle looking to just scratch a draw is not good enough for me but then again I have standards that I will not lower just because the owners have none of their own.

The Stranglers - Hanging Around

Rule number one at this club: Expect nothing and prepare yourself for disappointment.

So glad we sold him for less than half of his actual value.

Two decent results on the trott and the teams below us are totally gash. If the soft lads can get another win here then we'll be safe.

Nah, it's much more hilarious that he could well fail to take them up. The squad and budget they have they should be just about promoted already with confirmation being a formality at this point but instead they are 12 points behind Ipswich. The guy is a tosser of the highest order and I have no idea how he got that job as he's never achieved anything.

The Clash - The Call Up Possibly their finest tune

Bollocks, he should be playing for us in the Premier League. As per usual, any chance of that happening was deliberately sabotaged and Wharton sold for absolutely fuck all.

Given a nice payout and a pat on the back for doing exactly what he was told to do.

Nobody has ever cared about winning a game here for fourteen years. Now making sure the losses are at the correct number...

Fuck me that is funny.

How much self respect must a person lack to put on a Burnley shirt?

Discharge - Why

Brighton & Hove Albion putting the Blackburn Rovers model of club operating to full effect.

Clutching at straws perhaps?

Echo & The Bunnymen - Do It Clean

Just get behind the lads FFS!!!

Really glad we let him go for nothing now. Good work venkys.

It does at Blackburn Rovers. It usually means a five year deal.

No insults here. Just facts. If the fans don't hold these people accountable then who will? I can proudly say that I have not contributed a single penny to venkys and their destruction of this club. But you're right, I'll just get behind the lads FFS because that's worked so well over the last 14 years.

Really hope the soft lads can get another win here. Russell Martin is a complete cock womble and I'd love to see him fail to get this side promoted.