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That was my first thought. £1m for someone who plays a third fo a season ... hmmm ... Although I did panic when Jim said the Great Harwood wonder was going to Bolton for £1m. thought it was Derbyshire.

Should Dunny come home? Of course he should. His tea's still waiting on the stove and his Mum and Dad are getting worried about him. He's never stayed out this late before.

Give them all MBE's! Playing for Rovers makes you a legend? Flipping Nora, does that make Ashley Wide a legend then? Maybe even a hero?

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It's not desperate for us to get him back, so I'd tell them where to stick that offer. For an opening gambit in a haggle, that takes the pee a little. No way will anyone pay 2 mill for a player who plays 1 game in 3, it's ridiculous.

Presumably Howie Gayle is still a youth team coach in Toxteth? How about Jim Branagan? Or Simon Barker? Ian Miller?

Who's teh one who used to play at the back with Hill? Had a load of blonde hair, think he went to Plymouth. Oh, I might be thinking of Craig Skinner. Think we had another centre back coming through at the same time though. How about bovver boots Andy Morrison? He went to Man City ...

OK, den, OK. You're at risk of going in for overkill here. He may be good, he may be bad. But he is an exciting *prospect* ... £20k for a player with raw pace (uncontestable) who would *appear* to have a knack for getting into the right place isn't bad at all.

He's only 20, he has a bit more time to develop. In any case, not a bad option for a club like us to have.

He's been an unpleasant surprise?

http://www.lancashireeveningtelegraph.co.u...step_closer.php http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/0200sp...-name_page.html Sounds like Bernard Cribbins has had enough!

Didn't he create the first goal on Saturday???

It's in the Star (yes, that organ of truth) that there are in fact 8 teams after him: West Ham; liddypewl;Newcassel;Villa;Real Madrid!;Chelsea;Marseille; That's only 7, presumably the other one is Barca. He's going to go, surely. I'm not exactly going to be bawling into my hanky when it does happen, I have to be honest.

how about: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318202/

Ah, just burn the bl00dy thing down. Bin it. Turn it into a brothel. Fed up with the bleeding thing.

Until it's official I wouldn't get too excited. How many games did he manage for Birmingham in the 3 or 4 seasons he was there?

I guess if we'd not scored late on, then the headline would've read: "Nancy Drew Against the Hardy Boys"???

Ste ... who is that in your avatar??? :S

I wouldn't be so premature. He who laughs last and all that. Whilst it may be a little dispiriting to have news that you've found out for yourself greeted with derision, I don't think there was a need to fly off the handle quite so badly.

probably in tears because he didn't want to go to Newcastle.

OK - that made me chuckle.

Absolute cobblers. Real A grade tosh. "Utterly superior" - ha!

Bill maynard the actor apparently has two children, both born in the 1950's. So his girl's obviously aged well!

The queen must have had it on repeat dial. Is horse jumping a sport? You might as well have crown green bowls getting recognition. As I said before, it's always boring. But it just goes to show how poor we are at sport these days that there was no recognition for sportsmen who play sports that anyone gives a damn about.

Unfortunately it seems to be the case that anyone who says something was better in teh past is lampooned as a deluded Daily Mail reader who can't accept change, and can't accept that change is always better.

I knew there was 2, but couldn't remember the other geezer's name! I used to remember getting pathetically excited when we signed a foreign player. "Ooooh, anders Andersson, never heard of him, wonder what he's like?" Those days are long gone.