Blimey, the communication problems there must be in teh Longside on match days!
"Oi! Longsider!"
"Me?"
"No, you're relatively_new_longisder_with_underscores! Fool! I want the original Lonsider!"
"Who, me?"
"No, you're the Original Lonsider! Eff's sakes! Give me the original Lonsider, small "o" in original"
"Sorry, he's not here today, had to go to podiatrist"
"Cripes, give me Likes Stella Longsider then!"
"With underscores?"
"Nooooooooooooooo, otherwise I would've said!"