That's obviously not happening, but I like the ambition. I'd send Garrett, Batty and Tyjon out on loan, personally. Garrett and Batty especially need consistent men's football. Where's Duru in your reckoning? Loan I assume?

Any funds we raise will follow the £29m in transfer funds we raised in the last 6 months into a black hole.

We keep on being linked to the same uninspiring names that simply don't improve the starting XI. What a miserable summer this has been.

There clearly aren't. The only possible point you've made is that their pub teams will be better than our pub teams.

We literally have better players than Spain (bar Rodri). That excuse died a death a few years ago. Any talented player is in an Academy by 8 years old.

Or maybe start a CM than can pass the fucking ball between the lines. I think Rice is a fantastic firefighter, but he's not a creative force and Mainoo was a passenger again.

An hour into the working day and I'm still absolutely livid. We've thrown away two golden chances to win silverware. I hope our returning heroes' bus is egged when they land.

Had a shocking final.

Absolutely bottled it again. It doesn't get to look much better than a poor Italy team at Wembley or a Rodri-less Spain. We'll never win anything again.

Another 45 mins playing with 10 men.

Watkins did more in 10 minutes than Kane has all tournament. He's CLEARLY injured (or he's dropped off a cliff since his move to Germany) - he's slow, he's half a second behind everyone else in the box and he drops into midfield leaving us with no-one upfront.

What the hell does Kane have over Southgate? He's stunk the entire tournament out but he's a nailed on starter each match.

Can't be, he's not from Manchester or London.

I'm much more concerned about the attack than the defence. No pace, no physicality, no goals.

Terrifying, isn't it?

Seems to be very injury prone this Gilsenan.

And yet all of his other transfers were nixed and he was put on gardening leave almost immediately afterwards...

He's completely unqualified for the role, of course things haven't improved since he joined.

Broughton had no say in the matter.

At the end of the day whether we got £16m or £160m it's irrelevant. None of it is going to be reinvested back into the playing squad and it's just being used to prolong these parasites being owners of our club.

'Wee Dougie' took advantage of a financially distressed club and was lauded in the Guardian of all papers for it. Football really has gone to the dogs.

Especially because Saints lost.

Tranmere's reserves at that.

So, so, so weak upfront. Just absolutely no depth.

Prior to him scoring 30 goals? Give over. He's earned a move and £8m is a fair price for both parties. Unfortunately it'll just go into perpetuating this Venkys nightmare rather than strengthening the squad.