Nah, you won't. I'll start - Steve Waggott is an absolute charlatan, stealing a living from this great club, with the business acumen of a dead slug. He's a conman, utterly inept at his job. Nothing to be afraid of.

Twice in a decade chance, surely. We did basically the same thing last season.

I have to say, once we signed Sammie Szmodics and Dom Hyam, I entirely expected Sammie Szmodics and Dom Hyam.

You keep dragging this up, but there's a large difference between exciting and effective. When Dolan is in form, he is both. He has sadly been out of form for a while now. Being out of position hasn't helped that.

Only the last team we beat have had worse form? Jesus...

Only because we've come closer though.

That first one is the biggest sign it won't happen. PNE have nothing of their own to play for beyond pride, and they've absolutely no inclination to do us a favour. Sunderland to make the playoffs under smug cunt Tony Mowbray, due to us beating Millwall...how Blackburn Rovers would that be? I'd almost rather lose to Millwall and keep Sunderland out of the playoffs than that scenario.

Has just lost his drive. Could still turn into a decent signing on a free for someone. But the other thing is he's a confidence player, and he may have lost a lot of that again after being wank for us for a while now. Offering nothing at the moment, should be dropped to the bench.

I think that's about an accurate percentage. Maybe even a little generous. I'd put as about 20% likely, at best, to beat Millwall, and then we're relying on, is it two other games?

Yeh part of me was thinking when we were losing, at least it's over now. But the torture continues. I suppose it's better for the pride to keep in it til the last day, but it's much worse for the ticker!

Played well at the start of the season, don't think he's fully fit. Will judge him next season.

Fuck me, the universe just wants us to suffer the maximum amount of teasing before we fail to make the playoffs doesn't it?

Not sure why the ref hasn't booked Brereton for that silly bit of wrestling

A real corner to the rescue!!

Why am I seeing Dack out on the flanks so often?

More likely to concede again than equalise.

Came back from 2 down against Huddersfield. A draw and beating Millwall might squeak us over the line. But realistically, I've properly given up now.

And there goes the season.

Looks like Luton have woken up. Bell taking the piss again.

But our short corners have a smaller chance still.

Yep, seen this script played out a hundred times, know how it ends.

Luton's manager essentially admitted they will struggle for motivation today. And we still can't break them down. Think they'd fuck us in the playoffs over 2 legs. Dolan would have scored there, good block from their defender. Seems to be getting into the game now, thank fuck.

Did Amari bloody Bell just dance past about three of our players with ease?

Then you haven't been paying attention lately.

He really isn't. But he's been very poor recently and would have been best returning to his nuisance off the bench role.