Has anyone elses heart started to race, veins popping out of your head, or just me?
I ******* knew I shouldn't have clicked on this link, why is that ******* rat being given column inches in the local paper?
Is it April fool days?
I'm off the ******* scale now, boiling, the rat ****
What an absolute disgrace, who's the pr1ck who interviewed him?
I need a drink, wheres the blood pressure monitor?