It looks like Jordan’s got a new captain’s armband. He must have lost his old one…

Ten Hag: On Andre Onana: "He had very good saves, was very calm, very good debut. After the opponent touched the ball he dived in so it was the judgement of the officials and lucky for us no penalty. I think you can debate it but I think no penalty." Go on then Erik, explain why you don’t think it’s a penalty. ‘Because it’s against my team’ isn’t an acceptable answer.

‘Fans of the premier league’ yeah, that’s how it works 🤨 https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/66042847

James - She’s A Star Closing in on 1,000 pages…

You were too late 🤪

Guns N’ Roses - November Rain

Venkys London had an equity value of £216 million in the March ‘22 accounts. I have a suspicion they’d need to offer any buyer a bit of a discount….

You could be a pundit with that sort of insightful comment. 😀

George Best’s first boots:

Gladys Knight And The Pips - Midnight Train To Georgia

I was in a pub recently which was advertising a ‘90s night. That isn’t a ‘theme’, it’s just a night out I used to have.

Sorry about that! To cheer you up, Burnley’s last major honour was closer to the death of Queen Victoria than to today.

Speedie’s Rovers’ debut was closer to Spurs winning the double than it was to today.

Rod Stewart - I don’t want to talk about it

It will be big club next… https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66393033 ‘Setting the bar at world class’ 😁😁

Fleetwood friendly 2020?

I don’t know about that but he’d get into the Romanian ‘98 team with that hair.

I’ve found Khadra missing one and Dack missing one whilst Brereton was out injured. No sign of him missing one though. Strange how three of us think he did…

I thought that too but I can’t think when either - maybe we’ve both imagined it!

Is it the modern day equivalent of the school disco? ‘I’m gonna get off with xyz’… *stands in the corner staring at the floor*

Transfermarkt says he scored 6/6 for us. I don’t know if that’s accurate or not.

A win is a win but at some point they’ll need to play better than that.

I do wish this commentator would use a t at least some of the time.

I think any decent PL team will let Burnley play their football and then pick them off when the errors inevitably arrive.