ABBEY Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 after umming and ahing and umpteem pm's and emails and texts etc...I feel duty bound to start the thing off again.MY LORDS,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ,I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE LUCKY GOATEE HAS NOW BEEN STARTED (NB VENKYS I DO TAKE SPONSORSHIP MONEY !)..it may have started to late for tonight but it should see us thru the rest of the seaon ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stuart Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 You should write to the club and ask then to print some "Abbey Goatee masks" similar to the Tugay masks from a couple of years back! You could become a cult hero!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 have you spelt cult right lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I thought about making reference to my spelling but I don't know you well enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 bllody hell anti smithy is looking in ...HOW THE HELL ARE YOU PAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majiball Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Will it be a ginger goatee???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 The goatee didn't fail us last time ! Good Work Abs ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelmswar Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 If we draw or win tonight I shall send over some Miracle Grow. Either way it is something to hold onto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roversmum Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Hope at last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Will it be a ginger goatee???? a bit whiter me thinks than last time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest roverspogges Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamy100 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Well Done Abbey, I am believer in the power of the Goatee, let's hope it does the trick again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan75 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 If we win tonight, then I'll grow my Championship season tash back as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries ? If we win tonight, then I'll grow my Championship season tash back as well. might not be blooming enough for its powers tonight but come saturday ,i think we shall see its magical powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Hang on. Wasn't Abbey's Goatee also the same time as Mrs Bob Flemming being locked under the stairs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Why do a lot of people grow ginger beards?? A few of my friends have the ginge beard I find it to be one of lifes most fascinating mysteries My dad (before he went silver) had dark brown hair, but when-ever he grew a beard it was bright orange!! Once when i was a child, a visit to the zoo ended up with a large ape going mental when it saw my ginger-bearded dad & it threw its own freshly produced s### at him oh how we laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Weaver Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 ? might not be blooming enough for its powers tonight but come saturday ,i think we shall see its magical powers. Bit of 'growth enhancer' (aka horse manure) needed before Sat Abbs. And Bob, things are getting desperate, you know what to do with Mrs F and the cupboard. It'll only be for a couple of weeks, honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob fleming Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Before anyone get's the wrong idea, locking the bread knife under the stairs was all to do with developing a "Siege Mentality". Something that has been criminally lacking from this seasons woeful "beat the drop" effort. However, it does appear that someone has locked The Venky's in a cupboard somewhere but, incredibly, that isn't working either (I'd be tempted to leave them in there though). I'll stick one of the kids (probably the boy) in the shed for a fortnight, see how we get on. It's the least I can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adopted scouser Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Abbs, we need everything we can get as right now I see us going down with Wolves and Blackpool. Did you say Smithy was on here ? Could do with him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 not seen him posting but he was def in the users 10 mins after i posted the first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 its itching ,its annoying,its GREY lol and the wife is doing her nut ha......feel free to rub it when you see me on saturday even if i dont know you! (the goatee not the wife ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old darwen blue Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 its itching ,its annoying,its GREY lol and the wife is doing her nut ha......feel free to rub it when you see me on saturday even if i dont know you! (the goatee not the wife ) Do`t chips and gravy stick in it lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Abbey's beard Or so I've heard* Is a sign of Ewood good luck But if Bolton win He can shave his chin And we can all shout "Oh Venky's out." Thank you, I'll get me coat *unrhymed iambic pentameter apparantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AggyBlue Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Abbey's beard Or so I've heard* Is a sign of Ewood good luck But if Bolton win He can shave his chin And we can all shout "Oh Venky's out." Thank you, I'll get me coat *unrhymed iambic pentameter apparantly Just stick to 'Barmy Army' Colin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABBEY Posted April 30, 2011 Author Share Posted April 30, 2011 told you its magical!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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