Szmodics and Pickering were still ill. Flu? Sicky bug? Whatever!

That was after Oxford in League 1

You mean like the Reading fans today? I don't think Rovers fans have got the bottle to do it. You deserve what you get.

Pears isn't yet match-fit. Moran needs a rest.

Davenport is the odd one out for me. I thought he was a good player and wanted to see more of him in a Rovers shirt. So replace him with Goulon.

I knew someone would name two of the three. I would have said TBT and Graeme Garden.

Jim is going so it will be the inevitable defeat. 4-0 to WBA Relegation scrap on the way if we don't sign a couple of goodies.

I'm sure she played the Salvation Army soldier who stopped Phineas Fogg from getting to his club in time to win the "wager" in "Around the World in Eighty Days" starring David Niven.

I'm enjoying the rapport from an opposition fan in peace more than others in the past. At least you now understand us and our woes and we understand you and yours perfectly.

I see Ash Philips has been loaned out by Spurs to Plymouth Argyle. I wish he had come back here.

Who is Brum's CEO? Has he been sacked? Wishful thinking.

Tesco's profits?

If you tackle with anything stronger than a feather duster you'll get a yellow card thanks to the morons who run the game (unless it's a female ref......they seem to let a lot go, thank goodness) Less than Wimbledon's gate. Electronic ticketing? F.O. Waggott!

Burnley were beaten but, a bit outclassed, put up a brave fight. Let's hope Wigan can beat Urine Detachments.

I want Burnley to beat Tottenham. Can't stand the arrogance of the Spurs' supporters. Clarrots pinned back in their own half for most of the first half. I absolutely loath VAR.

Is that "now allowed" or is it a typo and should read "not allowed"? You've answered for me. I wish the Indian Government would ban them from owning a foreign football club.

We must keep Travis. Club captain. I like him. I'd rather Trav be on our side than the opposition's.

No. That's why I'm forecasting relegation.

God help us. Where's that gas oven? Oh! Forgot! It's not coal gas anymore.

He's trying to get himself sacked.

Yes please. And let me know what he says and thinks. Ta.

What the hell is Damien Johnson doing these days? I know he's still at the club and part of the coaching staff but FFS I thought he would have gone to another club by now to try his hand at management. Maybe he's content to be paid and sit with his bum in the butter.

If their name was Venkys apparently they would!

Venkys? Not a chance. I'm afraid I'll never live to see the day when Venkys sell. Stuck with the bastards forever.

And the Rotherham players aren't. Why?