https://www.theguardian.com/football/football-league-blog/2019/feb/20/bury-ryan-lowe-jurgen-klopp-football-league-pep-guardiola Ditch the Mow, get the Lowe.

Come on, let's not go to a bed on an argument. Night??

You OK tonight? You're talking a lot more shite than normal. I'm worried.

@CP Company Lad can you have a word with yer mam. She's pissed again and wanting to 'do me'.

If you could mock up Tony's face on the leotard-clad body of Mr Motivator that would make a terrific T-shirt.

I mean pragmatic in the sense that we aren't good enough to play through the 'thirds' so we play to the strengths of the players we have.

We're losing with a pragmatic approach so it isn't that simple either.

It's over 4% who want him sacked now as another day goes by without a win.

He's running down his contract so he can come back to Mogga's wingless wonders and sit on the bench next to Chapman.

good point.

Agree to a point. We play a lot of long balls out from the back. We only play a shorter game when we press high up the pitch and win it there. But as a starting point it's always a diagonal hoof from the back.

Least crosses in the league is no surprise when we rarely get in behind the full backs. Tactically we are a pub team.

Less than a year left on his contract. At least Sam Hart got sorted. FFS. Amateurs. Mahoney, the lad who went to Leicester and now this lad all being allowed to run their contracts down.

Summer starts a lot earlier these days.

I see you're a connisseur, sir, of the finer elements of the BDSM business. 50 Shades of Gregg.

If we are going to start playing more football on the deck we need players who can pass the ball. Evans and Smallwood are just scuttlers really who can disrupt the opposition. Evans has a bit of ability passing wise but it's mainly sideways and backwards. Travis adds a lot of energy to the middle of the park but I wouldnt say he was overly creative. I'm hoping a playmaker is brought in in the summer or its going to be very difficult to 'evolve' our style as Mowbray has promised.

Very true. Mogga has singled Nyambe out publicly but Mulgrew has made some dreadful mistakes this season (even before Boro) and has yet to be singled out for criticism. So have Raya and Rodwell.

Tyrone Handstogether is his handle on the BDSM site. Er...apparently.

Are you his mum?

I am glad to be of some use?

To allow people like you to feel superior. I think it served its purpose.

I'm glad the people who really really don't want him sacked are happy with the outcome of the poll that confirms hardly anyone else wants him sacked either. We wouldn't want you getting upset over nothing.

Bloody extremists saying he should leave. They should be done under anti-terror laws or summat. It's just not on in a civilised society.

Perhaps our owners wanted to watch it at tea time in Pune with their friends rather than later in the evening. They may have a bit of a do to go to.?

Cheers. I wasn't questioning what you wrote I just wondered how you knew. I may have to work and miss the game.