I agree.

I have just worked it out! Falling attendences is due to ###### football matches! I beleive!!!!!

Tris, do you mean if we loose then Highes gets potted?

Newcastle=worst defence ever Bellamy=quiet good at football Mike Riley=bizarre guess work expert Souness=jammy sack dodging tash denial sweaty sock Rovers=poor do. £30+£10 ale money+lift money+£2.00 Balti pie+ten pints consolation beer money after paggering off shittest team in division= £100 for a 3-0 dicking! I love footy!

We bashed them until Shearer scored. Fantastic free kick that was, ######. Then it all went tits up. woe is me. Toon army ! kiss my arse you bunch of soft sad gimps.

Every week or so I come within yards of various Prem players as I lean against the wall at the Darwen end to scream my words of encouragment at them. Never get any replies though, for some reason. Stuck up gits. Least they could do is to tell me to #### off back.

What if it`s 3-3? Both sacked?

Oooh, I love a happy ending!

Do they do it in XXL????

Merely illustrating the facts, and getting our poor turn out excuses in early...

For those of you, like me, who are not season ticket holders the adult admission price for Cat A matches (IE Newcastle) the ticket price is now £30.00. Just in case you were thinking of coming down rather than watching it in the pub.

What about Billy off Six Feet Under?

Top idea! Signing for the crowd! could totally confuse the opposition, and we could swear like f@ck and no-one would know! Except the deaf signers of course. And they can three rubs, a shake and slide off the palm off!

If it`s any help, I`ll glady ###### on people for 4 pound 5 shillings and a penny.

Yea but Dave I`m sending you some POMagne!

I don`t like cricket....I LOVE IT! Three bottles of champagne last night. Well, two and a bottle of Aussie fizzy chardonnay. Dink dank doo. Bring on the Jawdies next Sunday.

I`d give it miss from now on...

Where is the pub you were in?

How did you know they were Bolton?

KPs gone nuts!

More details please Scott?

England need to bat till Tea and thats it for me. Off to Oddbins for some POMagne!

When he got booked yesterday, I found myself joining the Bolton fans singing "Robbie Savage-you`re a w@nker, you`re a w@nker!"

Good points- Rovers fans who sang virtually all the way through, esp the kids at the back. Bentley looked far too good for us. Zurab looked a good defender. Savage kept possesion well. Bad points £32 to get in. Matt Jansen looked erm, quiet. Poor train service back up north. First half.

Boo Hoo! Fulham won this fixture 4-1 last season! Luque off injured! Whaa waa!