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I haven`t missed a League cup game since West Ham away(2-0 BTW) mainly because the majorityof these games are very cheap to get in to. That and I`ve nowt better to do most Wednesday nights. The breadknife insists on watching the Bill and I hate it.

This is one of the bizarre things about watching football-there are no guarantees. You could watch 37 league games out of 38 and see crud week in week out and the fact remains that the 38th could still be an absolute craking match. It`s just that at £10 to watch, the gamble is reduced considerabley than that of £30.

I bet Eileen Drury didn`t see that one coming.

Not the Biffin Bridge?

Is he still doing that one-eyed bird off of Futurama?

I agree.

I have just worked it out! Falling attendences is due to ###### football matches! I beleive!!!!!

Tris, do you mean if we loose then Highes gets potted?

Newcastle=worst defence ever Bellamy=quiet good at football Mike Riley=bizarre guess work expert Souness=jammy sack dodging tash denial sweaty sock Rovers=poor do. £30+£10 ale money+lift money+£2.00 Balti pie+ten pints consolation beer money after paggering off shittest team in division= £100 for a 3-0 dicking! I love footy!

We bashed them until Shearer scored. Fantastic free kick that was, ######. Then it all went tits up. woe is me. Toon army ! kiss my arse you bunch of soft sad gimps.

Every week or so I come within yards of various Prem players as I lean against the wall at the Darwen end to scream my words of encouragment at them. Never get any replies though, for some reason. Stuck up gits. Least they could do is to tell me to #### off back.

What if it`s 3-3? Both sacked?

Oooh, I love a happy ending!

Do they do it in XXL????

Merely illustrating the facts, and getting our poor turn out excuses in early...

For those of you, like me, who are not season ticket holders the adult admission price for Cat A matches (IE Newcastle) the ticket price is now £30.00. Just in case you were thinking of coming down rather than watching it in the pub.

What about Billy off Six Feet Under?

Top idea! Signing for the crowd! could totally confuse the opposition, and we could swear like f@ck and no-one would know! Except the deaf signers of course. And they can three rubs, a shake and slide off the palm off!

If it`s any help, I`ll glady ###### on people for 4 pound 5 shillings and a penny.

Yea but Dave I`m sending you some POMagne!

I don`t like cricket....I LOVE IT! Three bottles of champagne last night. Well, two and a bottle of Aussie fizzy chardonnay. Dink dank doo. Bring on the Jawdies next Sunday.

I`d give it miss from now on...

Where is the pub you were in?

How did you know they were Bolton?

KPs gone nuts!