Yesterday was the first time that England had batted through an opening session without losing a wicket for 9 YEARS! Progress? Buttler is so crap. ?

The Style of Play is actually a different section to Strengths and Weaknesses ?

I know people here love to quote from these kinds of websites, so I asked the internet and whoscored.com gave me their answer. ?

Do you think he'll mention John Sheridan's 1991 goal?

61 points or bust. I think even the thickies in India might notice regression on a line graph. Or perhaps Tony T will deceive them further by using those dodgy VAR lines.

Seems like he's playing tonight. ?

Has he gone back to Cardiff yet?

Mulgrew the new Player Manager.

Though we've become accustomed to playing with 10 men in most games.

The mowb. The mob ray. LOL2.

How about Matt Derbyshire? ? The Blackburn Bullshit Machine (better name coming soon) could even spin the whole 'foreign scouting network'. Win win! Mattio Derbyshirez!

Haha. I'd almost forgotten about that. How would Rovers cope after selling one of their best forward players? Then came the answer.... For 1 game.

The only certainty in this transfer window is that Dack is not going to West Brom and Evans isn't going to Stoke. I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised to hear the BBM (Blackburn's Bullshit Machine) lauding the fact that we held on to key players in some future press release

As with Gallagher I questioned why other teams in the division (basically our close rivals) didn't want to sign or keep hold of such striking talents. I guess we've found out the hard way. Though it was fairly obvious before then to be honest.

If Tony's Boro dream hadn't died with Woodgate's resurgence. He could have been coming to Ewood.

Perhaps it was just a predictive text error? "I think 7 mil is Steele".

Not guilty.

Do it. I guess almost anyone can be almost anything these days. I'm currently studying to be a throw in coach.

Nothing much has changed since the Keano days. Apart from a large section of the fan base have either vanished or been spellbound by the magic stability dust and the football is shitter (the unpopular fact that we've never been higher in the league since Keano was here remains exactly that - A 100% UNDENIABLE FACT).

Real Barnsley.

On a misty day Brockhall Village looks a bit like Waco.

Another Tony T special. Ben's the far bigger arse.

#TrainingGoals?

Wow! The Chiefs are showing just how great time off is.? Plenty of time to comeback. But...urrghhh! They have been diabolical so far.

Pun intended. I've finally snapped. Soccer sucks!