Elkie Brooks - Fool If You Think Its Over I work with Elkie Brooks' cousin! Elkie still looks great even in her 70s....

Rod Stewart - Little Miss Understood

The Special AKA - Free Nelson Mandela True story - I jumped on stage at my wedding in 1989 and sang this with the band just to wind up a guest on my wife's side who thought Mandela was nothing but a terrorist. Fast forward a couple of years and during Mandela's Long Walk to Freedom my mate Paddy (RIP) phoned my house and said "Hey oldjamfan, are you watching BBC News?" When I replied that I was, he said "They are only letting him out so you don't sing that fucking song again!"

McFadden and Whitehead - Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now

Blur - Out Of Time

Georgie Fame - Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde

Neil Young - On the Beach

The Chi-Lites - Too Good To Be Forgotten

The Jam - Boy About Town

Elvis Costello - Almost Blue

The Lovin' Spoonful - Didn't Want To Have To Do It

Squeeze - Some Americans

The Specials - Too Much, Too Young

Generation X - King Rocker Used to go mad to this at the KGH 'disco' back in the day (late 70s)

The Clash - Armagideon Time

Electric Light Orchestra (again!) - Shine a Little Love

The Electric Light Orchestra - Joker

Steve Pilgrim - The Stones You Throw

Ben Harper - She’s Only Happy In the Sun

The Kinks - See My Friends

No. Danny Fucking-Murphy

This made me laugh. I remember telling my sons about these sorts of chants a few years ago and one of them obviously decided to do some research and found a clip of an early 70s goal, scored by Tommy Hutchison for Coventry at Highbury (I think). When the ball hit the back of the net there was probably two seconds of absolute silence from the North Bank, followed immediately by 15,000 gooners singing "You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in!". Was it Shilton that used to get "Does your wife know where you are?"

The Jam - Dreams of Children (The flip side might have been slightly better known)

The Jam - Time For Truth

Paul Weller - Standing Out In the Universe Not one of his best, in truth.