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Harvey Elliot and Nonda for me.

Liverpool midfield is too offensive. Last year they had a balance but Gravenberch has been given too much licence to get forward where as last season he was an absolute beast at holding. Salah is a passenger. To be honest he was a passenger for 85 mins a game last season but there would be a 5 minute spell where he'd turn it on and get a goal. Wirtz hasn't hit the ground running and has been a passenger. Isak is only now fit enough to play a full game having missed pre season but I'd be miffed if I was Ekitike and playing second fiddle. Chiesa is under rated Their left back isn't setting the world alight. Kept not overlapping today. I'd give Robertson a stint. New signings are struggling to bed in - get Robertson (the vice captain) on the pitch. In short, too many passengers and things just not clicking.

Bellingham only just back from injury isn't he? Foden had a couple of good games out of the last 40 odd. Wharton should be in and starting.

I'm sure you'd get plenty of willing donors to chip in without announcing any plans. A simple promise that something is coming would have people put their hands in their pockets giving to a go fund me page or something similar.

Glory glory man utd

When that type of joke gets taken seriously by so many that's when you know just what a cluster fuck of a situation we're in

They should go in hard on the club now. In for a penny in for a pound.

We're fucked - we've been given a deadline to adhere to.

Long throws wind me up. Everyone thinks they've got a long throw in their locker. Rory delap used to ping them in better than taking a corner, you see players do them these days and they barely make it to the edge of the box.

I've thought this from the snippets ove seen of city. Haaland is a specimen of a striker, pace, power, touch, finishing he's got everything yet for the past two seasons he's been told to get in the box and score tap ins. Very good but a waste of his talents. I've seen a lot more of him running at players running with the ball etc which is better to watch. Then there's the keeper, a complete contrast to edersen in terms of ball at feet which suggests that isn't the most important thing for a city keeper anymore. I think we might see a sexier man city this season.

Quality and fitness. There's no point having versatility in the treatment room. JRC was often highlighted as someone who provided versatility in the squad but you could only have him in 5 game bursts before getting injured.

Got your 20 ejaculations out the way yet?

Some people have the club they deserve

Are the rumours true that wilsdenrover has been given an honorary doctorate in law from the University of Dehli?

You can't take the company push bike on the M6