Gordon Gekko

Get the fuck in there! Pardon my French

I remember Paul Jewell left Bradford in the Premiership to join Sheffield Wednesday in the old first division. That ended terribly if I remember rightly.

What’s with the shit team, even less enthusiastic about the game now. Not even going to bother putting a bet on.

Seems he’s on his way after his after match interview on Sky sports, how bloody depressing. Hopefully a new manager bounce and a few of the new players looking decent today may give us a glimmer of hope for the end of the season, clutching at straws I know.

Put Andy Cole in a room with him without any windows or doors

Time for the heat to be turned up on this absolute cretin! what’s his email address again? It’s like an endless remake of the neverending story

Need Travis centre mid for this 100%, daft putting them two together centre mid

What’s the attendance looking like for this then?

Cantwell, Kargbo and Duberry to come on for the three behind Gueye when we’re a goal down after 60 mins. Hope I’m wrong but going with this.

Might be the an angle on the TV but how hasn’t pears saved that? Shocking

FFS Dolan, get your head up! should be leading

First Tower? I’m also a Jersey boy 👍

So you’d predict us to beat Real Madrid?!

Will you be getting any more of the zip up sweatshirts in stock?

All over us like a shoddy Xmas jumper

You could imagine me screaming when he fluffed that chance lol

Song for my sugar spun sister by the Roses blasting away at half time, brilliant choice!

Owen Beck 66/1 first goalscorer on Skybet, fill yer boots!

Blinded By The Sun by The Seahorses getting played at half time, bangin tune!

Was never offside, just like Rankin Costello’s shouldn’t have been at home to Ipswich last season.

Puressence blasting away at half time! whoever picked that tune give yourself a pat on the back, cracking band!

Intriguing! Tell us more

Hollywood owners means Hollywood times. We’ve got the Chuckle Brothers trying to seal deals waiting for lift-off from another time zone!

Las Palmas giving Madrid the run around, hopefully the blonde bombshell isn’t watching! even McBurnie looking decent

You’re well up for this! Looking forward to your nude pitch invasion on Saturday!