Armchair supporter supremo

What's a good fizzy white to go with a funeral finger buffet?

Don't go there mate, you'll never return.

Surely if we're signing Dom we have to sign Dickie as well 🙏🙏🙏 (I didn't even make one Ream joke 😇)

Oh people are believing nixon today than😄 is it just every other day he's the monster in the closet

"3" permanents ontop of the few we've made already is fine for this window if they're the right quality and fill the positions we're most desperate in. Obviously a lot will hang on what happens with bbd

I don't think id put caulker quite in the same category as Wes brown and Rodwell, those two where both ready for the knackered yard before even joining us, but from the very brief search i did of caulker it seems his issues or more with his mental state than physical, Potential with a good manager on his side he could be a very solid addition (or not 😅😅) I thought i read earlier that he'd only just signed a contract with a turkish club this month though🤷‍♂️ I still very much hope he's not our main defensive target though!!

Normally i wouldn't, but he does genuinely seem a lovely well mannered profesional lad so would still hope for the best for him

If/when bbd does leave I hope it's to a club that will benefit his football career more than his bank balance! Somwhere like Forest with a real manager and way of playing that suits his game. Evertons a joke with delusional fans, Lampard won't last the season there gurenteed, can see them finally getting relegated sooner or later...

Go outside and get some fresh air ffs. The weathers lovely at the minute

Stephen Caulker would have been a very interesting option had he not just resigned for some other foreign club with a dodgy name. Bit of a flaky character judging by his career and personal problems, but has a very good pedigree, maybe just needs a good manager to show him some love

Naa those figures look plucked right out of a FM negotiation, they're too simplified

If Brereton leaves today the anxiety around this place is going to become unbearable for the next week 😣😣😣

Just give him a few mins to get football manager loaded up..... 😅

We where clambebering to sign Bauer a few years ago before he chose Preston over us. Didnt we offer around 3mill? And most of us really wanted him to sign at the time

The name of a 80s Scottish rock band with Jim Kerr as the singer springs to mind!

Stuff Lenihan. He wanted away and he was a bit shite anyway.

6 now is it 😅😅😅

Somebodys agent is working overtime now!

You'd really get a kick out of it if we signed Van Damme

Is fabrizio Ravenelli on his way now? I'd take the White Feather over Toni anyday of the week 😯

With all respect, as detailed and legit looking as your posts of this nature appear..... They're usually BS

Just seems mental to me that a senior experianced European player with bags of experience can't get a uk work permit, Yet the very young Venezuelan player with no experience at a respectable level in football could potentially qualify for a permit.

are they in pole position as far as Van Hecke goes though, pretty sure if Hecke really wanted to go there that deal would have been done by now

Think you'd need a 4 meter sea fishing rod for Mercers losses (and a used matchstick for his wins)

Haha I think 'pay your subs then' will be the responce to our gripe 😂😂😂