John Coltrane - My Favourite Things

Well then he's a fuckwit. They're tea cakes. End of.

A liar and a thief. That's the nicest thing I can say about that piece of shit.

The Guess Who - American Woman

Call me old fashioned but I think less than 10 goals in a season is fucking shit for a main striker.

You've played rounders before right? It's exactly the same thing but with a lot more steroids.

We don't sleep on the road here either.

Yeah I know that. I got what you were saying, I was merely adding to it. Shouldn't be too difficult for him to distance himself from it, look at the state of the club now.

I think it's pretty obvious to anyone with even a faint interest that both those incidents were not his fault. Everybody blaming him for the shit recruitment over the last two years and look how great it's been since.

Have you not seen the worlds of politics, banking and the police/military/intelligence?

Mate, even the players don't want to be there. Are you seriously telling me that these glorified friendlies are better than Chesterfield going hammer and tongues for 90 minutes against West Ham and taking them to a replay? Give over.

New Order - Temptation

Yeah I honestly don't know why this wouldn't be tried. Is seems like an obvious thing to do. What do we know about first rate strike partnerships though....

One less relegation place to worry about then. I'm absolutely gutted he didn't get the Dingle job.

And we've got rid of the famous F.A Cup replays to make way for this shit.

In all fairness he got the tactics right against Stoke but was let down by our piss poor squad. Much the same as JDT, if he was given a proper budget to work with he'd most likely get us up. He won't be given any budget though.

How many are there? The answer will be that +1 more.

You're far too young here Tyrone The Smiths - How Soon Is Now

Well that is your opinion. We won't be signing anyone of note.

Personally I love the 12:30 kick off times as I can stay up to watch the match if I'm in the mood. It's a shame that whenever we play midweek it's an automatic forfeit of the game because they're on at even better times. The total lack of respect shown to the match going support is going to be nothing other than detrimental to the game.

Just fuck off with this VAR shit. Perfectly good goal disallowed for absolutely nothing.

The Clash - All The Young Punks

Stop whining Matty and be grateful to our glorious and honourable owners for without them there wouldn't even be a club for you to support.

He'll score at Ewood I'm sure.

Villarreal just conceded an injury time equaliser thanks to a Pears-esque bit of goalkeeping.