That’s fucking beautiful, man.

Unsurprising. The ‘yes man’ stuff was all a load of nonsense based on fuck all.

He’s one of the great strategists is Stevie.

Jackson hasn’t reported that. He’s reported that’s it’s due to how the pay is structured.

At what point does Eustace think ‘feck it, I’m on a hiding to nothing, I’m done’? He must be starting to get very concerned. Even Jackson has said he thinks JE is getting ‘twitchy’. I’m guessing he’ll at some point start to put feelers out to see if there is anything of equivalent value out there for him to go to. A bit like JDT did last summer when he wanted to resign.

JE is on record as saying he likes to play attractive football and he wants fast exciting wingers. It’ll be reet!

The club tweeted he didn’t play as a ‘precaution’

I’m not normally one for conspiracy theories, but I wouldn’t put it past the people who run our club to deflect from reality by chucking a few names out there. Transfer tittle-tattle is opiate for the masses!

I’m sorry. We will never ever sign a CM.

BankEnd Rover told me off the other day for suggesting we may sign Brannagan if we can sell one of our own CMs for more than Brannagan would cost. Or maybe Rover Insider is right and all these names are just a smokescreen and we’ve no intention of signing any of them.

I presume Baker is the Nixon story?

1 down in the 2nd game. Tyjon is playing

They’ve spent about £8m this summer without selling anyone. That’s ambitious owners for you.

Yes it we’re very lucky with injuries and don’t sell Sammie. So, no.

Do you think it’s good enough for the top half?

I’d like confirmation he doesn’t dye his hair.

Who said the statement had to be critical of the owners?

I’m sure Waggott will be preparing a statement or doing an interview imminently to clear up any confusion. As CEO he will realise that he is paid to be accountable and front up. I can’t for one minute imagine Steve will be hiding from the fans/media.

We’re snookered.

Nixon’s got another story for us tomorrow. Subscribe now to find out who else we won’t be signing.

Twice daily? Part-timer!

He has been available for weeks, and in that time his agent will have been doing his job and finding the best deal for his client. That would never ever have been a deal offered by Rovers bearing in mind we have the budget of a Sunday league team.

Or Aye Pods as Nixon would say.

They were calling him that before he captained them to winning the Championship under Bielsa, and him making the PFA team of the year for the 2nd year running. And before he played 3 consecutive seasons in the Prem. Probably best to judge him once he pulls on the blue n white, if he ever does.

Seems like it’s the wage rather than the length of deal that is the stumbling block with Cooper according to the LT. Jackson is quite specific about the details so it’s obvious someone at the club has been on to him. Which is interesting considering what Rover Insider wrote yesterday about these proposed transfer deals all being smokescreens and we aren’t signing any of them. It’s a PR war!