We look absolutely rock solid at the back now (who would have thought that eariler in the season?) but our lack of goals is a serious problem. We haven't scored since the Everton game. This has 0-0 written all over it. The Saints will pack the midfield and launch the ball towards Crouch when possible. My little sister has more creativity than any of our midfielders. If we score it could be from a set-piece; Nelsen, Matteo/Johansson, Todd, Mokoena and Stead are all dangerous in the air. MGP could finally get one of those belting free-kicks on target but this will be a very stale affair.

I just bought a Ben Harper album on Play. I've heard bits and pieces of Diamonds on the Inside so I hope it's worth the money.

"Stop eating my sesame cake you big piece of sh*t." (Congo)

Oh dear, I hope not.

The most disgusting thing in Essex? Who says? The guy may be black, badly dressed and have 'dirty teeth' but the obviously emotive nature of this crime shouldn't mean that the Sun (or whichever rag it is you digest over your Weetabix every morning) blinds you (see what I did there?) to the equally serious sexual offences that will happen all over the country and in Essex in particular. All such crimes are disgusting. This kind of thing has nothing to do with whatever government is in power. The guy broke into a family home to rape a child in her bed. It's doubtful he'll give a sh*t about any consequences that Blair may or may not bring down upon him.

My brother was having problems with a mission so I did it for him, I then saved over my own (75% completed) game file. Consequently I'm having to pick up where he left off. Millie is proving a real problem (I passed this mission first time around) as she is never at home. She is an essential girlfriend as she has the key card for the casino heist. Is there any way of getting around this? Cheats, tips etc? Cheers.

Years ago my dad (who is a sports journalist) was at some function. There he met Ron Atkinson there and after the fat git laughed at my dad's team (Sheffield Wednesday-a team BFR would later manage, twice) he decided to test Ron's knowledge of the game. Who is the only player to have scored three hat-tricks in FA Cup finals at Wembley? After a Tom Finney here and a Geoff Hurst there, BFR eventually gave up. The answer: Roy of the Rovers. He wasn't amused.

He'd played for us and retired before the premier league ever started. No, Moran played with us in until 93/94.

We never get anything out of our trips to Mould Trafford. A mixture of refereeing indiscretions and our won incompetence have always combined to leave us empty handed at each attempt. It ain't going to change this year. We haven't a hope of scoring against United's defence. 2-0 Scumchester.

Dickov was rubbish today. Saying that, we shouldn't be relying on an unfit, semi-decent, thirty three year old lone striker to lead our line effectively. We defended well again today. Arsenal looked relatively ordinary, yet we had nothing going forward. After a bright start, every player bar Dickov and Reid retreated into our own half.

I too was impressed with Mokoena last night (again). His distribution is slightly iffy, yet he is unfussy and his presence in front of the defence means that we have become virtually unbreachable. His tackling is absolutely lethal and his obvious prowess as an athlete creates an area between defence and midfield in which dangerous attacking players can be nullified or at least receive a few swift kicks for their trouble.

You're right, what Hughes should have done is opened it up against a much superior side and overwhelmed them with our immense attacking talent Yes, because you can't defend and attack.

Rubbish game. We continue to offer nothing going forward, it's quite clear that we plan to bore our way to safety.

I would doubt it. Didn't Chesterfield get to a semi-final a couple of years ago? They were hardly superior to ourselves. What about Millwall last year? Typical anti-Rovers nonsense. Tell me, can you buy the F.A Cup?

There's no reason we can't go to the final. In spite of my post-match comments yesterday, I'm now pretty sure we got the best of the draw. While Arsenal are a fantastic team, they are also a bunch of lily-livered surrender jockeys who will disintegrate if we defend well and stick the boot in. Although saying that, if we decide to get physical they are chock full of players who are up for a squabble. On the other hand, we could get stuffed if they're all up for it.

Terrible game, great result. We continue to offer nothing up front and will be supremely outclassed in the semi-finals.

Perhaps that's because the world's best players are playing to the most gruelling schedule in world football.

What brilliant result and performance. We totally disrupted the highly effective tactics that Everton have employed all year. I was leaping around the room when Stead stuck it away, well done my friend.

I shall try it now. Don't go anywhere. It worked. Merci.

Oh yes I know who you mean? My little sister said he was supporting Busted last year. Rock and roll.

Harrier Jump Jets can be obtained from the aircraft carrier in San Fiero (although after a certain point in the game you get one of your own too). Area 69 has an array of military vehicles, including the Apache helicopter (and tanks). You'll not get them out without s stuggle though. My highest vigilante mission is 78 It's very easy when you know how (and I don't mean the cheating way). I got a jump jet by doing one of the Las Venturas racing missions (accessed in the airport). They are really slow, or am I flying it the wrong way?

We have a very good defence nowadays. Everton play with one up front. Everton have a very good defence nowadays. We couldn't score at Mardi Gras. This has 0-0 written all over it. An Everton supporting friend is fortunately away on a degree work placement in France for a year. If we were to lose, I'd only be bombarded with e-mails rather than her incessant 'come on the Blues' jibbering. Let's not lose.

Can someone please tell me where to get attack helicopters and fighter jets for vigilante missions (as in the last game).

I'm just in from a night out but this won't wait... YES ! YES! YES! YES! Once again we are the pride of Lancashire. I arrived at my mate's house not knowing that we had scored, only to be told that Burnleh had scored a peach. I was relieved to see the score as it was then and I was absolutely made up to see Pedersen's screamer winning it for us. Brilliant stuff!

Your obviousy adept at spotting talent...