If he played the game like he talks it, we'd be over the horizon right now. He's a gabbler, a pure patter merchant, a jibber jabber, a bletherer, a waffler. That's what we like to hire. Gives you a nice glow when he says how we're going to batter teams, but not just yet. Jesus is coming, not quite sure when. Got held up on the A1. Ten years of hot air. Ten years of "we're only x points off of place y, give em a chance"

Dambusters was on recently ? ? ✈

Luke Staton?

Every day is like groundhog day round here ?

What's pears done now? I thought the band was familiar. I see he's the son of ex boro goalie Stephen

Oh yeah, got my Mitchell brothers mixed up ?

That reminds me of that Mitchell starc song. Tony plays him on the left, plays him on the right. Sam Gallagher, he truly is shite

I keep on reading one day tony will go. Not interested. I want to know when venkys will go

How many times have we heard that over the last ten years. Some people never learn

I'd rather have a dingle than someone with zero professional pride who's only hanging around to bump up his pension

Maybe it's a good thing that it's been allowed to get in that state, because it's a visible sign of how negligent our owners are. Might make people take notice

Do you really think the owners care? I doubt they'd even see the photos. There's been noises coming out of the club about how this is a critical time for rovers. How much longer are they going to carry on throwing money away on the club?

Who remembers Oumar Konde? Exactly.

What kind of bears have no teeth?

Here's a good one I found : There is a lightbulb inside a closet. The door is closed, and you cannot see if the light is on or off through the door. However, you know the light is off to start. Outside of the closet, there are three light switches. One of the switches controls the lightbulb in the closet. You can flip the switches however you want, but once you open the door, you can no longer touch the switches. How do you figure out without a doubt which switch controls the light?

Number of letters, then number of month then number of vowels then number of days in that month in reverse. Add your inside leg, a pinch of self raising flour, take away the number of boobs on your first girlfriend and divide by your hat size

99303?

Arithmetic precedence. You do the multiplication before the addition. The answer is definitely 333. I got caught out by not reading digits on the calculator, and assumed it was 1234.duh.

Oops, 369

That would be 157 EDIT : I think it's 459

459

More flip flops than haivanas! ?

SHOOT!

Too much for my heart to bear. ?

Yeah, I remember there being something about little Barry taking it over, clearly a prospect to get really excited about. I shouldn't imagine it would take much to groom him as a jetset International gelatinous jizz fountain. "sack every decent person, or make their lives so hellish that they go, install parasitic talentless chancers who'll gut what's left to line their own pockets and leave the club an empty shell. Then make sure you stay well away and give them just enough to stop them going to the wall " You can't learn stuff like that at harvard