At least they'd be no pissing about at the back, giving us palpitations when Pears gets the ball at his feet. Sam used to infuriate me with his his stubbornness even when things weren't working, but he'd bring some siege mentality and if he was still up for it mentality it could work, though I've doubts about that as he is showing his age in his speech on his podcast. I wouldn't mind Colin Wanker, I know it's fashionable to dislike him, but I love his passion. Imagine if fate meant that we played those bastards in the play off final, he'd get them up for the battle. I imagine he fucking hates the dingles too, who doesn't? Colin Wanker is a blue, he hates Burnley!

If you fancy the job Damien, email Waggot. I believe it's sw4ggot@rovers.co.uk

Are you and California Rover going to be on there with your Venky's hats on?

Will do mate 🙂 if I'm not in a padded cell by then 😞

Sorry, I've ignored social media and the internet all day as I knew what was coming; what is the alleged Travis reaction please?

❤️ Great post. I'm just thankful for my memories. I really want to fuck it off altogether, but I don't think I can. but I wish I could ;-'(

Why would Maggot. Suhail and those cunts get in anyone who could get us promoted? They didn't support the last two managers that had a good chance. They probably thought JE was a good bet at mid table, which is exactly what they want.

What a cunt he is. Wasn't he part of the magnificent Trust thing? Of course it's Eustace's fault not the mighty owners, where would would we be without them?!!!!!

What does that absolute bellend California Rover thing? He's like the king of the happy clappers. I'm so fucking angry. I haven't even read these forums until now, I just couldn't. I just feel so helpless, so lost, so empty.

5 Million for Dolan?? Is that in Turkish Lira?!

I just watched 5 minutes of The Blackburn End podcast on YouTube. OMG, no one gets it. So many happy clappers. Today feels as bad as relegation. FUCK YOU WAGGOT, SUHAIL AND VENKYS, FUCK YOU! What's the point anymore?? I just want to cry :-(

Fuck me Ronaldo used to do that every week and get penalties. 🙄

Pearsy would have made it look a better save that it was, but still palmed it in the centre of the box for a tap in. 🙊

Pity we couldn’t have unveiled it with a better half of football! Maybe the second half will get the blue bars working better 🤞🏻

Where’s the fax machine?

If those selfish Walker spoilt brats hadn’t sold us to those charlatans that could have been us going to Old Trafford and causing an upset. Instead we are celebrating a battling win again Preston Fucking Nob End.

Adam’s just come on as a sub against Manchester United and after a few minutes helped create a goal.

It’s not the 90’s mate, we can’t afford to buy quality players anymore because our attendances aren’t high enough. We should be grateful Venky’s are routing down the back of their presumably hideously patterned sofas for spare change for a few players. /s

Just seen this guy in Samlesbury. Think he’s probably off to Preston though, they like players with a bit of bite.

Paid for from Waggot’s pie supply!

Don’t know if it’s a coincidence, but I bumped in Luca Toni at Esso this afternoon.

Everyone jinxed Pears. 🙄