Where's your famed sense of humour , Col ..?

I reckon we have very serious problems up front this season . I would snatch the hand off anyone offering to swap Nonda for Kuqi .

Nice one , jim . Good for you that ...

I got talking to someone living near a bunch of these wind turbines in the lake district and she asked me my opinion on the subject . A good idea , I replied , nothing wrong with them . A look of horror came over the lady and I was obliged to listen to a harangue on their deficiencies , culminating in her trump card that they kept her awake at night . Eventually I even signed a petition against them which the indignant old lady produced ..... Next time I drove past some of the offending windmills I got out and walked right up to one of them . Not a bloody sound... Conned again...

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that ticket prices must be fixed at the same price for all league matches throughout the season - and , needless to say , kids tickets must be set at no more than a fiver . Kids have to be indoctrinated into the true faith at an early age . At present the Rovers are chopping and changing and forever coming up with new gimmicks . The average walk-on punter won't bother reading about "The Card" for example .....even I can't be bothered to suss that one out .

Inconclusive , Shaddy . I can't believe anyone would spend so much time on the subject of the Rov......sorry , Blackburn , if they weren't a supporter . Good points he made about Burnley , though , in his latest piece .

Powers !? You lot make me laugh sometimes .

I always thought that avatar was far more insulting and childish than any of Vinjay's posts . But that's our mods for you....

Yes , but that's enough about yourself , Matt ........let's keep to the subject of a premier league quality rant from Vinjay . The decision to ban Vinjay MUST be overturned

It's quite simple Theno ...you get into negotiations with reps from Barca and Milan and then ....err ...spike their drinks with Col's latest concoction .

Maybe dropping him from the bench as well as the team might encourage SWP to get himself a team that can offer him a regular place . I have to question his hunger to play at all sometimes . Mind you , watching the game yesterday I have to question whether any of them can be ar$ed to earn their money ...

Yes it does

It's not necessarily the lack of pace that's doing us , it's the lack of movement and the subsequent lack of options for the player on the ball . Laziness in other words .

Apart from the header from a yard out that was somehow missed , Eddie

Well I'm not eating my words about Nonda's nondescript peformances yet.....

Off topic a little but it has been on the news today that Scumchester are ready to take the ageing (now 17) Freddy Adu on trial . The Arse and Chelsea were also mentioned . We weren't .

His manager says he's going nowhere in the January window ...............so we've definitely a good chance if we offer a decent price

It's not a surprise Rovermatt did

Are we allowed to refer to Scumchester's manager as Sir Alex Ferguscum ? Or will that offend your sensitivities

I'll be the first to eat my words if he bags a couple against Scumchester at the weekend

He was sub a couple of games ago , I think . Can't remember which one - might even have been the Basle game

Yeah ; leave it out , Azzyb...

I've seen enough to discount this bloke ever being a serious force. Not excellent , not good Not even adequate come to that .

So I take it you'll not be flying the distances between your two homes ?

I thought Cheshire Blue was a bloke ...