I’d definitely take Ant-Man, maybe Hulk can be brought out of retirement as well

Dammit I was preparing for my second calendar appearance after I represented the forum as Mr Testicles that one time

I still randomly expect Pears to move over to the MLS at some stage, I think his Mrs is from that side of the pond

Definitely a Rangers fan on his stag do I would say

Maybe at 10?

More like the guy in the bobble hat ‘Int Rovers brilliant, blue and white kit, brilliant, no contracts, brilliant, expensive season tickets, brilliant!’

Seems like it’s a crowd pleaser, the beauty of our kit is it’s hard to actually mess it up although we’ve managed it a few times in the past. I wonder what the worst selling kit of recent times has been, the light blue Zebra one wasn’t great but different enough to appeal to some I bet edit my least favourite of recent years was 2 years ago with the weird light blue collar and totally shit sponsor

Wonder how it leaked in the way it did, surely we have a ‘head of making sure kits don’t leak ahead of very important season ticket holder events’ on the books

It’s ok, average, nothing special. Not great; not terrible. I’d rate it at 3.6 roentgen

Not sure I’d give Ian another 2 years, what if his fantastic hairline starts to go after 1?

Seriously grim stuff

Nelsen, Samba and Big Brad for a combined £450,000 is bonkers

I have to agree that whilst our approach always seems to lack long term planning I think 1 year is right for the likes of Batth and Weimann, sure the former would be a big loss but at the same time a guaranteed 2 year deal could be foolhardy. One year plus and option with some incentives for him would be where I’d pitch it. Weimann has been good but I wouldn’t be held to ransom there

He has a documentary coming out about his early career - but no news as to where he goes next

@K-Hod was right, defo from Rishton this lad. I grew up there so I should know!

Triple sub so you’d think just pre planned, pleased for the lad

I’m really surprised we’ve never simplified the badge on an away kit other than going monochrome, it’s so easy to have the red rose by itself and look good like some third party sites did

I never claimed to be of sound mind I always like navy kits so the navy one is nice to me, wouldn’t buy it but I like it. The kits will be the acid test on if they got the remit

I’ll be honest I think the training kit is lovely, which is annoying as I like to be angry!

Hope they get relegated

Possibly a pertinent location, an old ground or something perhaps

I can think of 4, which for a first season would indicate he’s definitely not one of the worst headers of the ball we’ve had Granted I think he could be better though

Who would try to spin such a thing? Oh right

Hope everyone is ok in Liverpool and that’s just an accident, seems a car hit quite a few people

Sheff United have absolutely bottled this season there’s no doubt Sunderland’s promotion has similarities to ours with their terrible run going into the play offs