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Oh I bet there's one particular person on here who does

Brilliant. Take a bow son.

Think you have spelt the last one wrong. Swap the 'N' for 'Sh' and you're bang on.

That's slightly unfair as he does have the Brighton lads on speed dial.

Yep. Selling players to keep the lights on is where we're at now. I went to watch Back to the Future the musical in London last night which is ironic as it's taken our owners only 13 years to take us all back to 1981.

Paul Caddis's Hereford in the NLN play off positions and on the shortlist for the Swindon job.

One things for sure, we'd have had a damn sight more chance last summer than what he's worth now. And was Telalovic free? I daresay Ennis got a sweetener in his deal as would Siggy and Tronstad. For the sake of a million quid on a 'project' signing I'm sure something could've been done.

I bet we could have before Plymouth bought him in the summer yet we went for the unfit fat boy he replaced instead. 'Chaddy mode on' and yes I did suggest him at the time....

You da man Codger! Love your prose mate, I assume you are under a new moniker, what were you previously known as?

Agreed. But they reflect worse on the 'set piece coach'

Sorry mate, these stats are irrelevant when you compare them with Kaminski saying he was a great bloke. Benson and Pongo Lowe, the Morecambe and Wise of football coaching.

It's a poor do when your recruitment strategy starts and ends with the Brighton loan manager's number

I'm sure Waggott said the egg didn't fancy Szmodics?

There needs to be more of a spotlight on this so called DoF and his recruitment. If he didn't really want Szmodics last year then what are his successes? The 2 he has brought in so far this transfer window look unimpressive so far and, added to the shambolic summer recruitment, his overall performance on that front is pretty dire. JDT is hardly covering himself in glory but the tools at his disposal (and I use that word deliberately) are hardly helping. It's about time the mute bald headed shithouse found his voice and communicated the plan, if there is one.

A shit 'head coach' or a shit head 'coach'. I can go for either but I really need to know which you mean.

Sadly, I completely agree on the first point and on the 2nd, I'm coming round to that idea.

I'd say we just need to get to 50 points asap but it's only rinse and repeat until the inevitable relegation in the next couple of seasons. What the hell have we become.

How the hell is a near 35 year old going to fit into a high intensity pressing style of play? What a load of shite.

Abso fucking lutely. That back 4 just can't play out from the back. Every goal they scored stemmed from our piss poor fannying at the back. Scotty Wharton is a big solid lad who will win his share of 50-50s bit he will never be a ball playing centre half while he has a hole in his arse. Hyam has regressed to non league standard and if Brittain had a flag it would be a white cross on a white background. Add to that a keeper with no discernible goalkeeping attributes and it's a heady mix of going the fuck down. Shite.

So proof, if it was needed, that Waggott is a proper shithouse.

Give it a few days and the recall of Jack Vale will be heralded as 'like a new signing'

Come on Andy, if the players and staff had the same heart and passion as the fans (even the most pessimistic on here) we wouldn't be in the mess we currently are.

Where would our esteemed DoF be without his little black book of PL Academy coach phone numbers?

Apologies. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. One of our self proclaimed ITKers used to trot the opposite out to quite the amount of (deserved) derision.

Struggling to believe this, are our owners refusing to sign cheques?