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#1 LDRover

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 17:33 PM

Sent you PM a few days ago
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#2 Stuart

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 18:53 PM

Wow, Maj has his own thread.

Majiball is a top poster who makes great posts and should be made Prince of BRFCS.

Long live the Maj.

Maj Maj Maj Maj Maj Maj Maj Maj Maj

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#3 Majiball

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 19:46 PM

Firstly apologies for the none reply, I will respond tomorrow, once I am sober.

I have read the PM and you will be pleased to know I can answer all your Q's as I know the man in question very well. Don't worry it's not a con.

Stuart, love it.

Glenn you have my permission to crown me whenever you want!!!!

You do all realise I'll never let this thread die.

Edited by Majiball, 15 June 2012 - 19:49 PM.

"To be the best Jockey in the World do you have to have been a top Race Horse?"

"For what is the best choice, for each individual is the highest it is possible for him to achieve."

#4 LDRover

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 19:59 PM

Thanks.

Please close the thread now mods, sounds like Maj will be insufferable otherwise.
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 20:21 PM

Some interesting facts about Majiball:

If you stab Majiball, your knife will bleed.

Majiball wakes up his alarm clock every morning.

If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Majiball. The answer is always Majiball.

Majiball can give himself CPR.

Majiball was what Willis was talkin' about.

Majiball can hammer a wall into a nail.

People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Majiball might catch your soul. It's a myth. Majiball can take your soul whenever he wants.

Majiball once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Majiball was thinking of.

Majiball is the only person that can kick you in the back of your face.

Majiball can whistle while he talks.

Edited by Topman, 15 June 2012 - 20:21 PM.

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#6 Mattyblue

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 21:25 PM

Majiball can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 21:28 PM

Majiball counted to infinity.................twice!
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#8 Stuart

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 21:35 PM

C'mon Toppers and co, you can't just recycle Chuck Norris jokes!

Although I do know that Maj has a bear rug in his front room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move!

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 22:19 PM

Love Maj, me. Top Scot, loves his kilts.

We're down and troubled, in search for better days

Back to the beginning, we're at the end again

All of my time, compressed to itching moments

As the future repeats today


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Posted 15 June 2012 - 23:16 PM

Thanks.

Please close the thread now mods, sounds like Maj will be insufferable otherwise.



Stay on topic please, either praise Majiball or face my wrath

I heard Majiball was the rightful successor to the Dear Leader, he is also a more manly man than both Gael Givet and Olaf Melberg
Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.

We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious.....And curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 23:47 PM

Wow, Maj has his own thread.

Majiball is a top poster who makes great posts and should be made Prince of BRFCS.


We dont do anything like that.

He wouldn't know what hard was if Giant Haystacks smacked him in the face with a bag of conkers'.


#12 Tom M

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 23:51 PM

Oh my!

Edited by Tom M, 15 June 2012 - 23:52 PM.

Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.

We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious.....And curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 07:29 AM

We dont do anything like that.

How about changing his poster status to "His Majesty"?

See what I did there. :D

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 08:16 AM

Bloody skirt wearers

I GET SLAGGED FOR BEING NEGATIVE...WHAT DOES THIS MAKE THE ONES WHO ARE HAPPY WE GOT KNOCKED OUT BY SCUNTHORPE OR THE ONES WHO THINK WE SHOULD NOT BE BEATING CARDIFF AT HOME OR THE NON STOP ROBBO BASHERS? AT LEAST MY HATE IS TARGETED AWAY FROM THE TEAM!!!! AND NOW WORST OF ALL SCOTCH ROVER WANTS FORGIVENESS AND USES DINGLESISMS WANTING THE SCUM TO LIVE FOREVER!


#15 Majiball

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:13 AM

ROFLMAO

Awesome posts and I love my new status!!

Majiball is so hard, he makes viagra look flacid!!

Edited by Majiball, 16 June 2012 - 10:21 AM.

"To be the best Jockey in the World do you have to have been a top Race Horse?"

"For what is the best choice, for each individual is the highest it is possible for him to achieve."

#16 Majiball

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:27 AM

Majiball never sleeps, he waits.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Majiball's nutsack.

When Majiball played golf for money, maji marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Majiball: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Majiball turned towards the man and said, im Majiball, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Majiball, Majiball roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

Edited by Majiball, 16 June 2012 - 10:28 AM.

"To be the best Jockey in the World do you have to have been a top Race Horse?"

"For what is the best choice, for each individual is the highest it is possible for him to achieve."

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:32 AM

Majiball never sleeps, he waits.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Majiball's nutsack.

When Majiball played golf for money, maji marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Majiball: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Majiball turned towards the man and said, im Majiball, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Majiball, Majiball roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

look if you're that great just rid the club of Venkys, Kean and anyone associated with them and find us a new set of owners who know something about football. That should take you what remains of this morning and tomorrow you can go on to save the world :lol:

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:41 AM

Can we close this thread, I've just thrown my breakfast up :(

Oh mercerman, come out come out wherever you are! :tu:


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Posted 16 June 2012 - 10:59 AM

How about changing his poster status to "His Majesty"?

See what I did there. :D


Did you post this from your phone?
Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long.

We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious.....And curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

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Posted 16 June 2012 - 11:01 AM

We dont do anything like that.

:lol:

I post mainly on the mobile skin so didn't notice til now that you had actually changed his status! Brilliant! :D

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